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Urbandictionary

1. The place where people who got banned from Wikipedia go and post factually-wrong information to make them feel smart and superior. You may feel smart on this website, but it doesn't change the fact that you're a fat, turnip-faced failure in real-life.

2. A site with even more shameless attention whoring than Myspace and Facebook combined.

3. Quite possibly the biggest collection of retards and losers only rivaled by GameFAQs. Where every glaring stereotype of Internet message board posters can be found in all their moronic, 13-year old glory.

4. Edited by a bunch of dense-as-lead 40-year old deadbeats who have no idea about anything regarding slang terms, and just signed up so they could feel powerful online over a bunch of whiny tweens. They sometimes reject publishing names, but keep all the blatantly racist and factually-wrong entries. I can find at least a dozen racist entries under the "newest" tab a day. Great job, editards!

5. The toilet of the Internet. If only the webmaster would just flush it already.
There needs to be a disclaimer on Urbandictionary's frontpage warning about the IQ-decreasing effects that the content of this site contains.
by radium November 1, 2006
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Something Awful

A lame website with even lamer forums. However, if you by any chance like feminazi mods, forum downtime from comically inept script writers, MS paint, pathetic personal e/n stories, fat nerds with neckbeards, extra features that cost money and are usually broken, circle jerk threads, smug, whiny rich kids, unfunny spamboards (BYOB), and people who can't take a joke or laugh at themselves, then this is the forum for you.
Something Awful was cool......back in 2002.
by radium October 29, 2006
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furry

Full-grown men and women who make a hobby of looking and buying art of (sometimes pornographic) cartoon animal-people and going online on IRC, mUCKs, and graphic clients and pretending to be animal-people, then act completely surprised and dumbfounded that some people would even think of mocking them or getting creeped out.
Everyone is furry.....when they're 3.

Furries are the most comically insecure people ever. They make emo kids seem emotionally stable and mature in comparison. Most of the furry defs here were written by the same guy who begs for acceptance in each definition.

Nerd + Goth + animals + virgin = furry.
by radium October 29, 2006
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fat

I'm not fat, I'm big-boned *drinks 10-litres of Diet Coke and eats a sack of Big Macs*.
by radium October 29, 2006
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4chan

Fark + anime = 4chan.
4chan is as funny and interesting as you'd expect a board full of anime porn would be.
by radium October 23, 2006
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urbandictionary editors

The people who edit UrbanDictionary.

They reject definitions if they have too many big words or not enough ethnic slurs.
The urbandictionary editors rejected an "emo" definition made by an actual emo fan, and accepted 20 "emo" definitions written by a bunch of fat greasy nerds who have never listened to emo music nor met an emo fan in their life.
by radium July 13, 2006
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American Dream

A concept that died around 1973. Originally the dream of being a blue-collar manufacturer living in a suburban house with a white picket fence with your wife and two kids. The term was rendered obselete as the American economy became based on service with manufacturing jobs being taken over by China and Japan.
Only the consistantly dim-witted and naive portion of American citizens still believe in the idea of the American dream.
by radium May 1, 2006
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