qwerty1's definitions

Florida

State that is constantly called out in weird news reports. Most likely caused by people reinforcing their stereotypes of the state.

Where's our wacky Florida news?
-We're still looking.

In other news, where else but Florida; man dresses as alligator for court appearance only to.....

by QWERTY1 July 25, 2008

time for a change

What the United States of America needs, politically speaking.

Like Barack Obama said, "It's time for a change"

by qwerty1 January 13, 2009

ghost hit

After inhaling smoke, holding it for an extended period of time, so when you exhale only a little amount or no visible smoke comes out of your mouth/lungs.

Useful for smoking weed when you don't want other people to be able to smell it.

You smoke weed in your dorm room?

Yeah, but I just use a one hitter and ghost hit it and still blow it out the window with the fan facing outward and popping popcorn.

by QWERTY1 May 4, 2006

nuke it

To microwave something.

-What are you eating?
Yesterday's pizza.
-Did you nuke it?
Yeah, 30 seconds is good.

by QWERTY1 September 7, 2007

kva

Kick Valpo's Ass
Valparaiso Indiana

The lockers at the high school had signs on them that said, "Go Amanda - KVA" because the soccer team was playing Valpo that night.

by QWERTY1 November 10, 2008

in what respect charlie

What someone who had no idea about the question asked them would respond, that is if they were talking to Charlie, or mocking Alaskan Governor Sarah Palin.

CHARLIE GIBSON: Do you agree with the Bush doctrine?
SARAH PALIN: In what respect Charlie?

by qwerty1 January 13, 2009

'89

The year you use in reference to something that you have not done in a while.
Usually, almost always an exaggeration.

Do you want to go to the movies?

Okay, I haven't gone since '89

by QWERTY1 May 3, 2006