qwerty1's definitions

kva

Kick Valpo's Ass
Valparaiso Indiana

The lockers at the high school had signs on them that said, "Go Amanda - KVA" because the soccer team was playing Valpo that night.

by QWERTY1 November 10, 2008

lick spittle

Lick-spittle. A slimy grovelling and devious person who will do anything to get ahead in their life and career including accepting an order from the boss to lick a big green greasy lump of spit in the hope of promotion or a pat on the head.

I hate that bastard , always crawling up the bosses arse - he's a real lick spittle

by QWERTY1 June 18, 2006

Florida

State that is constantly called out in weird news reports. Most likely caused by people reinforcing their stereotypes of the state.

Where's our wacky Florida news?
-We're still looking.

In other news, where else but Florida; man dresses as alligator for court appearance only to.....

by QWERTY1 July 25, 2008

tie one on

To get drunk or start drinking before the hang over from last night has worn off.

Thus having something to "tie onto"

To tie one drinking session to another before the effects/consequences of the last have expired.

Guy 1: Hey, what's going on there?
Guy 2: I'm hungover as fuck, they had quarter pitcher night at Jake's last night.
Guy 1: So you're just going to hang out?
Guy 2: Fuck it lets tie one on.
Guy 1&2: *Crack open beers and commence drinking*

by QWERTY1 July 30, 2008

unemployed

Now, 1 in 10 of us. Previously, people that didn't want to work or that were going to get a job in 2 months.

I used to have a job but then everyone spent all their money plus 10 grand on credit cards and found out their house was worth half as much as it was 4 years ago and doesn't buy anything and/or got foreclosed on; now I don't have a job and am unemployed because I got laid off because "the economy is 'so bad'".

by qwerty1 July 15, 2009

drop a dime

Simply to call someone on a phone.
From when the cost of a pay phone was 10 cents, or a dime. You dropped a dime in the phone to make a call.

-Why are you so late?
I was in traffic.
-Pshh, why didn't you drop a dime and let me know!

by QWERTY1 September 7, 2007

'89

The year you use in reference to something that you have not done in a while.
Usually, almost always an exaggeration.

Do you want to go to the movies?

Okay, I haven't gone since '89

by QWERTY1 May 3, 2006