qwerty1's definitions

lick spittle

Lick-spittle. A slimy grovelling and devious person who will do anything to get ahead in their life and career including accepting an order from the boss to lick a big green greasy lump of spit in the hope of promotion or a pat on the head.

I hate that bastard , always crawling up the bosses arse - he's a real lick spittle

by QWERTY1 June 18, 2006

tie one on

To get drunk or start drinking before the hang over from last night has worn off.

Thus having something to "tie onto"

To tie one drinking session to another before the effects/consequences of the last have expired.

Guy 1: Hey, what's going on there?
Guy 2: I'm hungover as fuck, they had quarter pitcher night at Jake's last night.
Guy 1: So you're just going to hang out?
Guy 2: Fuck it lets tie one on.
Guy 1&2: *Crack open beers and commence drinking*

by QWERTY1 July 30, 2008

Florida

State that is constantly called out in weird news reports. Most likely caused by people reinforcing their stereotypes of the state.

Where's our wacky Florida news?
-We're still looking.

In other news, where else but Florida; man dresses as alligator for court appearance only to.....

by QWERTY1 July 25, 2008

unemployed

Now, 1 in 10 of us. Previously, people that didn't want to work or that were going to get a job in 2 months.

I used to have a job but then everyone spent all their money plus 10 grand on credit cards and found out their house was worth half as much as it was 4 years ago and doesn't buy anything and/or got foreclosed on; now I don't have a job and am unemployed because I got laid off because "the economy is 'so bad'".

by qwerty1 July 15, 2009

ghost hit

After inhaling smoke, holding it for an extended period of time, so when you exhale only a little amount or no visible smoke comes out of your mouth/lungs.

Useful for smoking weed when you don't want other people to be able to smell it.

You smoke weed in your dorm room?

Yeah, but I just use a one hitter and ghost hit it and still blow it out the window with the fan facing outward and popping popcorn.

by QWERTY1 May 4, 2006

'89

The year you use in reference to something that you have not done in a while.
Usually, almost always an exaggeration.

Do you want to go to the movies?

Okay, I haven't gone since '89

by QWERTY1 May 3, 2006

in what respect charlie

What someone who had no idea about the question asked them would respond, that is if they were talking to Charlie, or mocking Alaskan Governor Sarah Palin.

CHARLIE GIBSON: Do you agree with the Bush doctrine?
SARAH PALIN: In what respect Charlie?

by qwerty1 January 13, 2009