qwerty1's definitions
Any dog that is small enough to be drop kicked like you're punting an american football.
Dogs that are this small aren't really even dogs at all. They're annoying and piss and crap in the house. Their owners call this common occurrence an accident and feel the need to cater to the animal's every perceived need.
Dogs that are this small aren't really even dogs at all. They're annoying and piss and crap in the house. Their owners call this common occurrence an accident and feel the need to cater to the animal's every perceived need.
Dude, why are you walking funny and paying for all of your girlfriend's stuff.
Oh, she has a puntable dog so I can't sleep comfortably in the bed because the puntable dog takes up the whole thing and she had to buy it the most expensive food, sweaters and haircuts for it as well. I think we're even spending more on it's kennel then for our vacation when we're away.
Oh, she has a puntable dog so I can't sleep comfortably in the bed because the puntable dog takes up the whole thing and she had to buy it the most expensive food, sweaters and haircuts for it as well. I think we're even spending more on it's kennel then for our vacation when we're away.
by qwerty1 August 3, 2009
Get the puntable dogmug. Lick-spittle. A slimy grovelling and devious person who will do anything to get ahead in their life and career including accepting an order from the boss to lick a big green greasy lump of spit in the hope of promotion or a pat on the head.
by QWERTY1 June 18, 2006
Get the lick spittlemug. State that is constantly called out in weird news reports. Most likely caused by people reinforcing their stereotypes of the state.
Where's our wacky Florida news?
-We're still looking.
In other news, where else but Florida; man dresses as alligator for court appearance only to.....
-We're still looking.
In other news, where else but Florida; man dresses as alligator for court appearance only to.....
by QWERTY1 July 25, 2008
Get the Floridamug. To get drunk or start drinking before the hang over from last night has worn off.
Thus having something to "tie onto"
To tie one drinking session to another before the effects/consequences of the last have expired.
Thus having something to "tie onto"
To tie one drinking session to another before the effects/consequences of the last have expired.
Guy 1: Hey, what's going on there?
Guy 2: I'm hungover as fuck, they had quarter pitcher night at Jake's last night.
Guy 1: So you're just going to hang out?
Guy 2: Fuck it lets tie one on.
Guy 1&2: *Crack open beers and commence drinking*
Guy 2: I'm hungover as fuck, they had quarter pitcher night at Jake's last night.
Guy 1: So you're just going to hang out?
Guy 2: Fuck it lets tie one on.
Guy 1&2: *Crack open beers and commence drinking*
by QWERTY1 July 30, 2008
Get the tie one onmug. The lockers at the high school had signs on them that said, "Go Amanda - KVA" because the soccer team was playing Valpo that night.
by QWERTY1 November 10, 2008
Get the kvamug. What someone who had no idea about the question asked them would respond, that is if they were talking to Charlie, or mocking Alaskan Governor Sarah Palin.
by qwerty1 January 13, 2009
Get the in what respect charliemug. The year you use in reference to something that you have not done in a while.
Usually, almost always an exaggeration.
Usually, almost always an exaggeration.
by QWERTY1 May 3, 2006
Get the '89mug.