qwerty1's definitions

time for a change

What the United States of America needs, politically speaking.

Like Barack Obama said, "It's time for a change"

by qwerty1 January 13, 2009

kva

Kick Valpo's Ass
Valparaiso Indiana

The lockers at the high school had signs on them that said, "Go Amanda - KVA" because the soccer team was playing Valpo that night.

by QWERTY1 November 10, 2008

Florida

State that is constantly called out in weird news reports. Most likely caused by people reinforcing their stereotypes of the state.

Where's our wacky Florida news?
-We're still looking.

In other news, where else but Florida; man dresses as alligator for court appearance only to.....

by QWERTY1 July 25, 2008

lick spittle

Lick-spittle. A slimy grovelling and devious person who will do anything to get ahead in their life and career including accepting an order from the boss to lick a big green greasy lump of spit in the hope of promotion or a pat on the head.

I hate that bastard , always crawling up the bosses arse - he's a real lick spittle

by QWERTY1 June 18, 2006

tie one on

To get drunk or start drinking before the hang over from last night has worn off.

Thus having something to "tie onto"

To tie one drinking session to another before the effects/consequences of the last have expired.

Guy 1: Hey, what's going on there?
Guy 2: I'm hungover as fuck, they had quarter pitcher night at Jake's last night.
Guy 1: So you're just going to hang out?
Guy 2: Fuck it lets tie one on.
Guy 1&2: *Crack open beers and commence drinking*

by QWERTY1 July 30, 2008

drop a dime

Simply to call someone on a phone.
From when the cost of a pay phone was 10 cents, or a dime. You dropped a dime in the phone to make a call.

-Why are you so late?
I was in traffic.
-Pshh, why didn't you drop a dime and let me know!

by QWERTY1 September 7, 2007

in what respect charlie

What someone who had no idea about the question asked them would respond, that is if they were talking to Charlie, or mocking Alaskan Governor Sarah Palin.

CHARLIE GIBSON: Do you agree with the Bush doctrine?
SARAH PALIN: In what respect Charlie?

by qwerty1 January 13, 2009