All sorts of fucked up

When someone is intoxicated to the extreme. Can be off alcohol, weed, other drugs, or a combination of any of them.

Dude, I had 15 beers then hit the bong so hard. I was all sorts of fucked up.

by quignugget July 05, 2010

DTFATW

Down to fuck anything that walks. A ridiculously horny mindstate in which someone is willing to have sex with just about anything at anytime, anywhere.

"Dude, you haven't gotten laid in months. You must be DTFATW."

"Of course, I'd even do that 400lb'er over there."

by quignugget January 13, 2010

for the donut

For free

"Yeah Mark is wicked smart, they gave him a huge scholarship, he's practically going to Harvard for the donut."

by quignugget May 24, 2010

make up bag

A term made popular by the-dream (an american hip-hop artist) describing the hand bag a man buys his wife or girlfriend after he is caught cheating. This can come from a variety of designers, but it should be quite expensive, to save the relationship.

"She said, If you don't wanna break up, then you know what to do to make up....drop five stacks on that make up bag." -The-dream

by quignugget May 11, 2010

booty call list

A specific group in your phone dedicated to numbers that you would call late on a night to try to get a booty call. Sort of short for booty call call list. This may include hot or ugly girls - anything that will get the job done when desperate.

I drunk texted my entire booty call list last night. Rachel was the only one that responded. She's ugly, but, whatever.

by quignugget April 26, 2010

cuff yo chick

A command made by any male to a specific lady's boyfriend telling him to watch out for his girlfriend. This usually means that the person making the command is going after the lady and that if the boyfriend doesn't keep her on a short leash, she will get swept away.

"You better cuff yo chick tonight, man, she's a hottie and i'm finna take her back with me."

by quignugget May 12, 2010

Cereal Sawdust

The sawdust-like material accumulating at the bottom of the cereal bag. It is often poured on top of the last bowl of cereal, by accident, as you always forget it is going to be there. Cereal sawdust is not pleasant.

I woke up this morning and poured some cereal. Not much left in the box, just a few flakes and then a ton of cereal sawdust. I was pissed.

by quignugget July 06, 2010