All sorts of fucked up

When someone is intoxicated to the extreme. Can be off alcohol, weed, other drugs, or a combination of any of them.
Dude, I had 15 beers then hit the bong so hard. I was all sorts of fucked up.
by quignugget June 30, 2010
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make up bag

A term made popular by the-dream (an american hip-hop artist) describing the hand bag a man buys his wife or girlfriend after he is caught cheating. This can come from a variety of designers, but it should be quite expensive, to save the relationship.
"She said, If you don't wanna break up, then you know what to do to make up....drop five stacks on that make up bag." -The-dream
by quignugget May 11, 2010
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DTFB's

I can't wait to party tonight, im dtfb's.
by quignugget January 13, 2010
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booty call list

A specific group in your phone dedicated to numbers that you would call late on a night to try to get a booty call. Sort of short for booty call call list. This may include hot or ugly girls - anything that will get the job done when desperate.
I drunk texted my entire booty call list last night. Rachel was the only one that responded. She's ugly, but, whatever.
by quignugget April 26, 2010
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muffin

Damn that girl's a muffin. I'd like to do terrible things to her.
by quignugget April 26, 2010
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cuff yo chick

A command made by any male to a specific lady's boyfriend telling him to watch out for his girlfriend. This usually means that the person making the command is going after the lady and that if the boyfriend doesn't keep her on a short leash, she will get swept away.
"You better cuff yo chick tonight, man, she's a hottie and i'm finna take her back with me."
by quignugget May 13, 2010
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mkop

the texting abbreviation for:

1) my kind of party

2) my kind of place
Joe: Shud we come to the party? (text)

Rick: Yeah dude, its sick. MKOP
by quignugget March 12, 2010
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