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An organization of rational adults of all sizes who, quite understandably, believe that fat people deserve the same respect as anyone else. Contrary to what their detractors may claim, they do not advocate gluttony, sloth, any of the five other deadly sins, or sitting on people.
"Joel just went off of another dumb diet...and he ended up fatter than he already was."

"That poor guy...always dieting and hitting the gym, but he never loses an ounce. What's he going to do now?"

"If he's smart, he's giving up dieting in favor of just eating right, finding a new gym that isn't swarming with bodybuilders, and joining NAAFA."
by qit August 5, 2004
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"If that little chode doesn't steer clear of me, he's going to get injured!"
by qit January 13, 2004
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1) Fat enough to disgust shallow people.
2) Fat enough to make doctors presume that you eat mass quantities of junk food and never exercise--and therefore, prescribe weight loss as a cure for literally anything that ails you.
3) Having a body mass index over 30, regardless of actual body composition.
"Did you know that according to modern medicine, Joe is considered obese?"
"*Snicker.* Tell me exactly how Joe--Mr. Amateur Powerlifter, who's got a *tiny* beer gut--counts as 'obese.'"
"He's 6'4" and weighs 250#. That's all that counts to them."
by qit June 23, 2004
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The chemical in chili peppers that makes them "hot." Actually a mild irritant.
"How many times more capsaicin does a habañero have than a jalapeño?"
by qit January 21, 2004
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Someone who wants to keep abortion legal, wants euthanasia to be an option for the dying, or both. Not necessarily a heartless nihilist with no respect for human life, although that's a common stereotype. Usually considers abortion and euthanasia "necessary evils."
"I think abortion is wrong, but I realize that sometimes it's the only option. What does that make me?"
"You still count as pro-choice. Get used to it."
by qit February 27, 2004
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An excuse that people make for a young guy doing something stupid.
High-school principal: "Your son cut class to smoke a joint and tag the women's locker room. We caught him in there, in a compromising position with two girls."

Mother of 18-year-old: "Well, he shouldn't be doing that...but boys will be boys, I suppose."
by qit February 26, 2004
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A high-necked, narrow-cut dress, often made out of silk or brocade. The best examples have "frog" closures and are slit up both sides of the skirt.

Originally from China; the term literally means "banner dress." Also known as a cheongsam.
"My wedding dress will be an ivory silk qipao—no two ways about it!"
by qit January 13, 2004
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