pineholing

(v) When someone sticks a small (or large!) pineapple up their ass or someone else's ass and rotates it, making the pointy edges of the fruit scrape against the inside of the rectum. It is usually performed in a pineapple-native environment.
Susan loves that sweet, sweet pineholing.
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fapsturbate

Fapsturbating is when someone (girl or guy) masturbates to a guy fapping.
Isabelle likes to fapsturbate to her boyfriend when he faps on a skype call.
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tongue scratcher

When a guy has his balls itching, he asks a woman (or a man!) to suck them, as a pleasant way to relive the itch.
We all got drunk and teabagged some poison ivy, so later that night, I asked my girl for a tongue scratcher.
by put a dick all up inside her January 14, 2015
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Alaskan Oreo Train

(v) A sex act, usually performed after the female sex partner has eaten a meal. To start off, a girl and a guy have sex next to a heater, or any other heat source. The guy fucks her in the ass until she shits buckets of her last meal all over him. He then takes a handful of the shit and stuffs it into her mouth. She doesn't swallow it, but leaves it in her mouth until the heat dries it up. Then she has the guy continuously jizz into her mouth full of dried poop, until the jizz softens it up. Then, the slimy mixture of jizz and poop slides down her throat. She then throws up, and the guy uses the mixture of puke, jizz, and poop as lube for some great anal sex.
Elizabeth is excited to go to Marty's house after the party for a nice Alaskan oreo train....
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The room reeked of shit after Marty and Elizabeth did an Alaskan oreo train.
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yiutube

1) You typed "yiutube into Google, when you meant to type "Youtube".
2) You saw the Urban Dictionary definition as the first result.
3) You got curious about what it was, and decided to click on it.

Now you are here.
I misspelled "Youtube" and got to the Urban Dictionary result instead. yiutube
by put a dick all up inside her January 15, 2015
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subscribe

Usually on YouTube, when you subscribe to a channel, you receive notifications of that channel's activity in your YouTube feed. People wanting to grow their channels ask and beg for you to subscribe to their channel, usually at the end part of the video that everyone skips anyway. The more subscribers they get, the more popular their channel becomes. With all these subscribers, they grow an audience, a fan base, they become popular on YouTube. Most YouTube channels that try to achieve this never will, and the people that happen to do so eventually die having achieved nothing in real life.
OMG I REACHED 3,000 SUBSCRIBERS!!!1111 By the time I'm 73, I should be up to 1,000,000!!!!!
by put a dick all up inside her January 15, 2015
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