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Usually on YouTube, when you subscribe to a channel, you receive notifications of that channel's activity in your YouTube feed. People wanting to grow their channels ask and beg for you to subscribe to their channel, usually at the end part of the video that everyone skips anyway. The more subscribers they get, the more popular their channel becomes. With all these subscribers, they grow an audience, a fan base, they become popular on YouTube. Most YouTube channels that try to achieve this never will, and the people that happen to do so eventually die having achieved nothing in real life.
OMG I REACHED 3,000 SUBSCRIBERS!!!1111 By the time I'm 73, I should be up to 1,000,000!!!!!
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A common statement by idiots who think 9/11 was an inside job. They say that the Twin Towers shouldn't have collapsed because jet fuel can't melt the steel beams that the towers were made out of. Although it's true that jet fuel can't melt steel beams, the Towers Collapsed because the steel beams were weakened from the fire, not melted. The conspiracy theorists are too retarded to realize this fact.
Idiot: 9/11 was an inside job done by George Bush!
Smart person: No it wasn't you fucking dipshit
Idiot: But... but jet fuel can't melt steel beams!
Smart person: The jet didn't melt the steel, it weakened it. Do more research, moron.
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Pine Whore

(n) Someone who is sexually attracted to pineapples. Pine-whores usually like to get together for some pineholling.
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Rob Dank

(v) A rob dank is a sex act when a girl gives a guy a handjob using her own feces, usually mixed with water.
Hey, I just met you
And this is crazy
I like your poo-poo
Rob Dank me maybe?
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fapsturbate

Fapsturbating is when someone (girl or guy) masturbates to a guy fapping.
Isabelle likes to fapsturbate to her boyfriend when he faps on a skype call.
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yiutube

1) You typed "yiutube into Google, when you meant to type "Youtube".
2) You saw the Urban Dictionary definition as the first result.
3) You got curious about what it was, and decided to click on it.

Now you are here.
I misspelled "Youtube" and got to the Urban Dictionary result instead. yiutube
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