The Verizon Sanchez

A combination of wide shitty coverage and a Dirty Sanchez. Unlike his midget cousin (The Dirty Valdez, aka Big Oil Shit Mustache), The Verizon Sanchez more resembles a big oil shit BEARD, and normally occurs in the Gulf of Mexico.

In the spring of 2010 British Petroleum gave The United States The Verizon Sanchez because they kept making fun of England for still having a queen.

by pubesforpetrolem June 14, 2010

Bunk Dumping

When the guy on the top bunk is too lazy to go take a shit and just tosses it on the guy in the bottom bed.

Brennan accussed Dale of bunk dumping.

by pubesforpetrolem June 15, 2010

The Dirty Valdez

When Big Oil ass rapes an entire region then smears the toxic remains over several hundred miles creating a mustache or Dirty Valdez.

In 1989 Exxon gave Alaska The Dirty Valdez because a future governor would not abort her love child.

by pubesforpetrolem June 13, 2010

Lady BagBag

When a pre-op transsexual pop star touches you with its nut sack.

Lying naked with Lady GaGa is risky for one could easily end up being the recipient of The Lady BagBag.

by pubesforpetrolem June 15, 2010

Lady Geico

When a hot hooker gives you a 15% discount only to later find out later that she has a nut sack.

That bitch seemed like a good deal until she pulled the Lady Geico on me.

by pubesforpetrolem June 13, 2010