Definitions by pubesforpetrolem

Dirty Dobach 

The act of a 40ish year old man being forced to eat white dog shit by a group of pre-pubescent teens.

The kids gave Dale a Dirty Dobach.

Dirty Dobach by pubesforpetrolem June 17, 2010

The Verizon Sanchez 

A combination of wide shitty coverage and a Dirty Sanchez. Unlike his midget cousin (The Dirty Valdez, aka Big Oil Shit Mustache), The Verizon Sanchez more resembles a big oil shit BEARD, and normally occurs in the Gulf of Mexico.

In the spring of 2010 British Petroleum gave The United States The Verizon Sanchez because they kept making fun of England for still having a queen.

The Verizon Sanchez by pubesforpetrolem June 16, 2010

The Dirty Valdez 

When Big Oil ass rapes an entire region then smears the toxic remains over several hundred miles creating a mustache or Dirty Valdez.

In 1989 Exxon gave Alaska The Dirty Valdez because a future governor would not abort her love child.

The Dirty Valdez by pubesforpetrolem June 15, 2010

Clarice 

When a hot chick walks in front of your jail cell, and you get her attention as you through your warm man goo in her face.

After visiting Hannibal, the hot FBI agent was surpised when an aroused convict Clariced her.

Clarice by pubesforpetrolem June 15, 2010

Lady Geico

When a hot hooker gives you a 15% discount only to later find out later that she has a nut sack.

That bitch seemed like a good deal until she pulled the Lady Geico on me.

Lady Geico by pubesforpetrolem June 15, 2010