pubesforpetrolem's definitions

Bunk Dumping

When the guy on the top bunk is too lazy to go take a shit and just tosses it on the guy in the bottom bed.

Brennan accussed Dale of bunk dumping.

by pubesforpetrolem June 17, 2010

Dirty Dobach

The act of a 40ish year old man being forced to eat white dog shit by a group of pre-pubescent teens.

The kids gave Dale a Dirty Dobach.

by pubesforpetrolem June 17, 2010

Lady BagBag

When a pre-op transsexual pop star touches you with its nut sack.

Lying naked with Lady GaGa is risky for one could easily end up being the recipient of The Lady BagBag.

by pubesforpetrolem June 17, 2010

Pubes for Petroleum

A non-profit organization that encourages others to shave their pubic hair and give it to BP or Kevin Costner to help with the Flaming Verizon Sanchez clean-up.

On June 10, 2010 Robin Williams donated 14 bushells of hair to Pubes for Petroleum by shaving his balls.

by pubesforpetrolem June 17, 2010

Clarice

When a hot chick walks in front of your jail cell, and you get her attention as you through your warm man goo in her face.

After visiting Hannibal, the hot FBI agent was surpised when an aroused convict Clariced her.

by pubesforpetrolem June 15, 2010