psnack's definitions

quantitative sleazing

An unconventional policy using a flawed interpretation of economics, such as Keynesianism, to print huge volumes of paper money which are not supported by anything except public trust. This policy is apparently used to bail to out failed entities friendly to the politicians in charge at tax-payer expense, and to punish successful enterprises which oppose the unconventional policy.

While plunging the federal economy into massive debt by printing paper money which is not supported by anything except public trust, Blurbnanke continued the rodeo of quantitative sleazing, throwing money at Detroit, banks, and other comrades until the US will be the making us the biggest debtor nation on the planet, but the sheeple still have some credit left and stocks are up, so everything is fine.

by psnack September 30, 2013

czenglish

A mix of Czech and English, usually including English roots with Czech conjugation and declination.

He speaks Czenglish with his Czech grandmother, because his Czech vocabulary is limited.

by psnack October 6, 2013

Blum Bump

A traffic hazard officially named "curb bulbout". Named after the Mayor of Santa Barbara, Marty Blum, who allowed these hazards to be constructed in street intersections.
Synonyms: "peaks of destruction", "claws of death", "street pinchers", "artery cloggers", "cyclist hazards".

That car hit the Blum Bump when he turned. That Blum Bump needs to be repainted red because of the tire marks.

by psnack January 27, 2009

Scandinasian

1. A child born to a tall blond man and a short Asian woman.
2. A Northern European corporation that conducts business in Asia to save labor costs and to avoid heavy Euro and US taxes.

That shoe company is Scandinasian.

by psnack May 13, 2010

Iphonatic

A person who is overly attached to his/her iPhone.

She is such an iphonatic; she takes it into the bathroom. That iphonatic has 200 apps on his iphone.

by psnack February 11, 2009

Hazardaround

An improperly designed roundabout which takes away driving surface from an intersection and makes driving, bicycling and walking more complicated, difficult, dangerous and slower.

There is another fender bender clogging the the hazardaround. The sociologineer traffic planner approved the expensive hazardaround project despite public protest and the board rejecting it.

by psnack February 2, 2009