psnack's definitions

Blum Bump

A traffic hazard officially named "curb bulbout". Named after the Mayor of Santa Barbara, Marty Blum, who allowed these hazards to be constructed in street intersections.
Synonyms: "peaks of destruction", "claws of death", "street pinchers", "artery cloggers", "cyclist hazards".

That car hit the Blum Bump when he turned. That Blum Bump needs to be repainted red because of the tire marks.

by psnack January 27, 2009

TMA

Too Many Acronyms.

Ladislav- AFAIK your IMAP is FUBAR and POP is not set to take HTML, while the CFD has NTFS and PC has EXT4. ROTFLMAO! NRN.
Paul- TMA!!

by psnack May 13, 2010

echonomics

A false interpretation of economics, as Keynesianism, which is repeated verbally over and over, until the sheeple believe that it is a science.

An example of echonomics is when the Keynesian Kenyan and Ben Shalom Blurbnanke repeatedly telling us that stimulation will make us all rich again, but the Keynesian policies are only providing quantitative sleazing of our economy into ruin, and making us the biggest debtor nation on the planet.

by psnack September 30, 2013

Iphonatic

A person who is overly attached to his/her iPhone.

She is such an iphonatic; she takes it into the bathroom. That iphonatic has 200 apps on his iphone.

by psnack February 11, 2009

quantitative sleazing

An unconventional policy using a flawed interpretation of economics, such as Keynesianism, to print huge volumes of paper money which are not supported by anything except public trust. This policy is apparently used to bail to out failed entities friendly to the politicians in charge at tax-payer expense, and to punish successful enterprises which oppose the unconventional policy.

While plunging the federal economy into massive debt by printing paper money which is not supported by anything except public trust, Blurbnanke continued the rodeo of quantitative sleazing, throwing money at Detroit, banks, and other comrades until the US will be the making us the biggest debtor nation on the planet, but the sheeple still have some credit left and stocks are up, so everything is fine.

by psnack September 30, 2013

Hazardaround

An improperly designed roundabout which takes away driving surface from an intersection and makes driving, bicycling and walking more complicated, difficult, dangerous and slower.

There is another fender bender clogging the the hazardaround. The sociologineer traffic planner approved the expensive hazardaround project despite public protest and the board rejecting it.

by psnack February 2, 2009