20 definitions by psnack

A person who is overly attached to his/her iPhone.
She is such an iphonatic; she takes it into the bathroom. That iphonatic has 200 apps on his iphone.
by psnack February 12, 2009
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A public works project promoted as progressive, but actually designed to intentionally discourage auto travel, resulting in significantly reduced safety for bicyclists and pedestrians due to increased traffic congestion, and degraded local living conditions.
From Blum + Blunder.
Named after Marty Blum, Mayor of Santa Barbara, who allowed unqualified planners to construct failed projects without approval of the Architectural Board.
The hazardaround pushed through by the sociologineer was another Blumder, causing more congestion and accidents. I'm going another way; I don't want to ride my bike through that chaotic Blumder.
by psnack February 2, 2009
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A moderately-skilled piano player that believes that all people will be happy if the government forces everyone to have a basic piano and play the piano in his mainstream style, instead of market forces deciding who and what is successful. This results in mediocre music and some exceptionally skilled drummers becoming corrupted and being placed in re-education prisons.
That utopianist teacher would not let me experiment with my jazz style of playing, and the music police came for me.
by psnack May 25, 2010
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Chris- She wants a guy with a dog.
Paul- She will like your pockethound.
by psnack May 13, 2013
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A woman's bosom, generally of above average size.
Look at that snack shelf... I could bury my face in that!
by psnack October 6, 2013
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1. A child born to a tall blond man and a short Asian woman.
2. A Northern European corporation that conducts business in Asia to save labor costs and to avoid heavy Euro and US taxes.
That shoe company is Scandinasian.
by psnack May 13, 2010
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