awfool

a person who says 'awwwww' way too often

'Marlowe is such an awfool. She will say awwww over anything ya know.'

by provider44 January 17, 2010

fart filler

to intentionally fart where the listener thinks a word will be spoken.

I farted with an accompanying arm pump after i said ,'hey louie come over here and ill give you back your (fart filler).'

by provider44 January 14, 2010

snewspaper

the paper someone puts in front of them so no one can see they are sleeping

I am an expert with the snewspaper. I am yet to be caught napping at work.

by provider44 January 15, 2010

skinner

to eat all of your fast food or carry out in the car before you get home

Kids hurry up and skinner down your food so that we have a better chance of getting to the service on time.

by provider44 January 14, 2010

ya

you awful

Tim:so do you think my tities are lookin better
Mandi:you have disgusting man boobs
Tim:ya

by provider44 January 14, 2010

Idol Day

A vacation day taken to view American Idol. (a day not yet in the lexicon of excused work days)

I took an Idol Day at work so that I could indulge in the bizarre troika of self deluded exhibitionism,bravura performances and the one man army known as Simon.

by provider44 January 14, 2010

rage gauge

a figurative meter one may have to convey the intensity reading of to another to let them know how big they plan on going party wise. (using reverse rainbow order so violet being lowest and red being highest)

Mike: Let's pick up a case and then hit a few bars

Brad: What's your rage gauge reading right now

Mike: sort of a light teal , but it's definitely rising. What about you.

Brad: I would have to say like a dirty mauve color....let do son let do!

by provider44 January 17, 2010