hidge creatch

i walked into the biker bar and it was stuffed full of mumblecrusts, stumblebums, tosspots and one hidge creatch in particular that i still think of to this day when im trying to vomit after a night of excessive drinking.
by provider44 January 14, 2010
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boog

any person watching a sporting event who gets much pleasure in the faux catcall. This is when it sounds like they are booing the player when they are actually making the same low deriding tone, but the word chanted is either the players name or a nickname that is similar to the booing sound.
This crowd is filled with many a staunch boog. Too bad we have to witness this all game. Next year they play in our stadium so it shouldn't be nearly as annoying.
by provider44 January 19, 2010
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Foot Breakfast

when napping in opposite directions with girl/boyfriend and you wake up with a foot in your face
Hey Larry, did you turn the fan on when you came out of the bathroom.Oh wait, its just my baby Andrea, feeding me a foot breakfast.Sorry bra
by provider44 January 14, 2010
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zeard

Doug had the most exquisite beard this side of the Ohio river. But with the seemingly well cultivated zit garden on his sister Chelsea's chin, you would think she maintained her zeard out of some strange case of penis envy.
by provider44 January 14, 2010
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snookied

a woman who is struck close fisted by a man in public
I strolled through Cleveland's downtown area and was filled with horror at the sight of an elderly woman being snookied by a craven cut-purse
by provider44 January 14, 2010
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shut dick

a statement made to silence someone immediately but while at the same time doing it in a playful way.
'Hey Dombradovino!, can you shut dick so we can get these girls back to the lair?'
by provider44 January 14, 2010
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whishle

rhymes with whistle. Whistle noise made when making an s sound usually. People with severe cases of whishling will make this noise in other ways, namely the ch sound.
Mr.Hoffmn had the ideal whishle. People came from miles around to listen to his humorous lectures.
by provider44 January 18, 2010
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