A much cleaner, more private alternative to MySpace.
Wow, Facebook doesn't lag!
Ditching sleep to spend several more hours cramming for tests, only to notice that you've drooled on your desk in front of the class the next day.
I pulled an all-nighter to study and ended up in the wrong class twice.
A children's show featuring an aggressive bald kid who is easily irritated and agitated when things don't go his way.
Caillou made me search for my virginity.
Someone who pillages another's booty.
50 Cent is a butt pirate, he rides Eminem's Hershey Highway nightly.
September 22, 2003
A common name for a household dog.
It's the time of year to take Fido to the vet.
The sound bob-ombs make in Mario 64 when mario talks to them. Also causes a cannon on mars to launch a h-bomb at anyone who says it in The Demented Cartoon Movie.
To repeatedly wank your pet and/or to draw penises on your chest with Human Feces.
See: Beastiality; Scat
Joseph Tatum likes to x6.echo himself.