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hairy bummer

Something that turns out to be even worse than expected (the expected bad thing just being a "bummer").
I thought my dole money had just been delayed, but it turns out it's been cut off altogether - what a hairy bummer!
by prairiefire June 12, 2010
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Dreadford

What Bedford England should be called: not only because it is a dreadful run-down place full of social problems but also in view of the large number of persons of Jamaican heritage who live there.
Dreadford is worse than Luton you know
by prairiefire February 14, 2021
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bitch bastard

A particularly spiteful male, possibly but not necessarily gay.
"What has that bitch bastard been saying about me?"
by prairiefire May 21, 2010
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shit machine

A useless person, a "waste of space", who consumes resources but produces nothing but shit.
That guy's useless - he's a real shit machine!
by prairiefire May 17, 2010
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prigsty

A combination of "prig" and "pigsty": a group of self-righteous people, or the place where they habitually gather, or both.
When I was a kid I had to go to church every Sunday - what a prigsty that was!
by prairiefire June 12, 2010
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high five

A female who while only appearing to be a "five" (five out of ten for looks) has other qualities that make up or more than make up for this (e.g. intelligence, wit, fun/warm personality, etc.) and who is therefore worth being with even though not outstandingly attractive to look at.
"When I first met her I thought I wasn't that interested and only rated her as a five, but now I've got to know her, well I'd say she's definitely a "high five"!"
by prairiefire May 14, 2010
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Magic Media Monkey

The same as "Magic Monkey" or "Magic Nigger" (but with the emphasis on the fact that this wonderful but largely mythical creature mainly inhabits the wish-world of the liberal media establishment): a black person who is polite, law-abiding, peaceful, friendly, respectful to women, etc.
Look at that TV commercial - another Magic Media Monkey! Who do they think they're fooling?!
by prairiefire July 5, 2010
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