hairy bummer

Something that turns out to be even worse than expected (the expected bad thing just being a "bummer").

I thought my dole money had just been delayed, but it turns out it's been cut off altogether - what a hairy bummer!

by prairiefire June 10, 2010

Magic Media Monkey

The same as "Magic Monkey" or "Magic Nigger" (but with the emphasis on the fact that this wonderful but largely mythical creature mainly inhabits the wish-world of the liberal media establishment): a black person who is polite, law-abiding, peaceful, friendly, respectful to women, etc.

Look at that TV commercial - another Magic Media Monkey! Who do they think they're fooling?!

by prairiefire June 30, 2010

bitch bastard

A particularly spiteful male, possibly but not necessarily gay.

"What has that bitch bastard been saying about me?"

by prairiefire May 21, 2010

Pedant

Someone who holds high linguistic standards and doesn't agree that language should be dumbed down

"You can't fix stupidity" is the correct usage and is not being a pedant to say this

by prairiefire August 30, 2022

shit machine

A useless person, a "waste of space", who consumes resources but produces nothing but shit.

That guy's useless - he's a real shit machine!

by prairiefire May 17, 2010

Dreadford

What Bedford England should be called: not only because it is a dreadful run-down place full of social problems but also in view of the large number of persons of Jamaican heritage who live there.

Dreadford is worse than Luton you know

by prairiefire February 15, 2021

Begford

The town of Bedford England in view of the large number of beggars there.

Got asked for change three times in one hour in Begford today

by prairiefire February 15, 2021