stands for must not procreate.
Applied to morons who, by law, should not be allowed to make children.
Applied to morons who, by law, should not be allowed to make children.
Bill: so, last week, I started para sailing and I was looking up at the sky instead of the ground, so I look down and see that I'm about to land in this swamp full of alligators.
Me: wait, you para sailed over a fucking swamp?
Bill: yeah.
Me: dude you are beyond M.N.P. You're to the point now that you're too stupid to exist.
Me: wait, you para sailed over a fucking swamp?
Bill: yeah.
Me: dude you are beyond M.N.P. You're to the point now that you're too stupid to exist.
by potterfreak82 February 18, 2011
The worst singer in the history of music.
She's so terrible that, by comparison, she makes Justin Bieber look like John Lennon.
She's so terrible that, by comparison, she makes Justin Bieber look like John Lennon.
News anchor: and in an unrelated story, up-and-coming young singer, Rebecca Black has achieved the impossible by making Justin Bieber look like a lyrical genius.
by potterfreak82 April 09, 2011
The state that removed Evolution from the science textbooks.
In recent years has became infamous for having a pro-life group kill an obstetrician who performed abortions.
In recent years has became infamous for having a pro-life group kill an obstetrician who performed abortions.
Me: hey, did you hear about the pro-lifers in Kansas?
Friend: I know that tone, this is a set up for a joke.
Me: no, I swear. A bunch of pro-life psychos killed a doctor who performed abortions.
Friend: so much for being pro-life, huh?
Friend: I know that tone, this is a set up for a joke.
Me: no, I swear. A bunch of pro-life psychos killed a doctor who performed abortions.
Friend: so much for being pro-life, huh?
by Potterfreak82 January 20, 2011
A mother and her son whose relationship resembles that of friends/ significant others rather than a parent-child relationship.
Unlike most men who have an Oedipal Complex, they embrace their closeness with their mothers and in some cases, include her in his circle of friends.
Unlike most men who have an Oedipal Complex, they embrace their closeness with their mothers and in some cases, include her in his circle of friends.
Jill: so, what do you think of this card for my mom?
Brett: funny. What do you think of this one?
Jill: that's a romantic card.
Brett: It is, isn't it? I think my mom will love it.
Jill: dude, you need to see a therapist, you're closeness to your mother is not healthy.
Brett: We're friends, what's wrong with that?
Jill: you're not friends, you're Oedipals.
Brett: funny. What do you think of this one?
Jill: that's a romantic card.
Brett: It is, isn't it? I think my mom will love it.
Jill: dude, you need to see a therapist, you're closeness to your mother is not healthy.
Brett: We're friends, what's wrong with that?
Jill: you're not friends, you're Oedipals.
by potterfreak82 February 18, 2011
Something that is no longer cool or acceptable because morons have overused and abused a certain fad.
Because of how often a bunch of stupid pricks have said "I am your father" as much as it hurts me to say this, The Empire on Ice has been Douchebag flagged.
Because of how often these assholes yell "this is Sparta!" 300 has been Douchebag flagged.
Luckily, there are a handful of really awesome things to quote that have not been Douchebag flagged, these works include:
Big Bang Theory
Curb your Enthusiasm
Harry Potter
Inception
Monty Python
Lord of the Rings
Pulp Fiction
Seinfeld
Because of how often these assholes yell "this is Sparta!" 300 has been Douchebag flagged.
Luckily, there are a handful of really awesome things to quote that have not been Douchebag flagged, these works include:
Big Bang Theory
Curb your Enthusiasm
Harry Potter
Inception
Monty Python
Lord of the Rings
Pulp Fiction
Seinfeld
by potterfreak82 February 19, 2011
Bill: hey, have you heard the song Friday?
Me: no, let's hear it.
Rebecca Black: It's Friday, Friday, Friday, gotta get down on Friday. Partyin, Partyin, yeah. Fun, fun, fun.
Bill: so what did you think?
Me: can you get something for me?
Bill: for sure, what do you need?
Me: A rope and a stool.
Me: no, let's hear it.
Rebecca Black: It's Friday, Friday, Friday, gotta get down on Friday. Partyin, Partyin, yeah. Fun, fun, fun.
Bill: so what did you think?
Me: can you get something for me?
Bill: for sure, what do you need?
Me: A rope and a stool.
by potterfreak82 April 09, 2011
Friend: got anything to drink?
Me: yeah, got some Mr. Pibb.
Friend: what's Mr. Pibb?
Me: Only one of the greatest fucking sodas ever created. How do you not know about Mr. Pibb?
Me: yeah, got some Mr. Pibb.
Friend: what's Mr. Pibb?
Me: Only one of the greatest fucking sodas ever created. How do you not know about Mr. Pibb?
by Potterfreak82 January 20, 2011