Break the bed in

Hey, it's great to be here in New York for a visit! Can you show us the guest room? Dina and I are going to get unpacked and break the bed in.
by porkchchoppanzeefin September 29, 2021
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NPCness

The quality of being like an NPC.
Mac: Hey what's that guy doing on the side of the road?
Rick: I don't know, but he looks like he's meant to be there.
Mac: Yeah, he's got big NPCness.
by porkchchoppanzeefin October 07, 2022
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spünt

Mild disgust before receiving something that you've wanted for a long time.
Clarence: Hey! Congrats on your upcoming promotion, Janet!
Janet: It should've happened six months ago and all I feel is spünt.
by porkchchoppanzeefin October 05, 2023
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Fuck Bestie

A fuck buddy who is also your best friend, but you aren't dating for some stupid reason.
Charlie: Hey, how are things with Mazie?
Matthew: Not great. She broke up with me last week because she wants "freedom" and now we're fuck besties.
by porkchchoppanzeefin June 02, 2020
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Chuzzle

Henry: What rating are you on Lichess chuzzles?
Dan: 2400. I do, like, two hundred puzzles a day.
by porkchchoppanzeefin October 30, 2022
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Two-Flush Tonka

A shit so big it takes two flushes.
"Hey man, can you go flush your shit again? It's a two-flush tonka and I really don't want to deal with that."
by porkchchoppanzeefin July 18, 2022
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Impediman

A form of manspreading in which one obliviously stands or walks in someone's way. Typically a behavior attributed to white men.
Two white guys are standing at the bottom of the staircase talking. Jen and Alex try to get down the stairs.

Jen: Impedimanning.
Alex: What do we do?
Jen: We just push through and act like its our fault.

The two push through and say sorry. Neither impediman notices.
by porkchchoppanzeefin April 08, 2018
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