Hey, it's great to be here in New York for a visit! Can you show us the guest room? Dina and I are going to get unpacked and break the bed in.
by porkchchoppanzeefin September 29, 2021
Mac: Hey what's that guy doing on the side of the road?
Rick: I don't know, but he looks like he's meant to be there.
Mac: Yeah, he's got big NPCness.
Rick: I don't know, but he looks like he's meant to be there.
Mac: Yeah, he's got big NPCness.
by porkchchoppanzeefin October 07, 2022
Clarence: Hey! Congrats on your upcoming promotion, Janet!
Janet: It should've happened six months ago and all I feel is spünt.
Janet: It should've happened six months ago and all I feel is spünt.
by porkchchoppanzeefin October 05, 2023
Charlie: Hey, how are things with Mazie?
Matthew: Not great. She broke up with me last week because she wants "freedom" and now we're fuck besties.
Matthew: Not great. She broke up with me last week because she wants "freedom" and now we're fuck besties.
by porkchchoppanzeefin June 02, 2020
by porkchchoppanzeefin October 30, 2022
"Hey man, can you go flush your shit again? It's a two-flush tonka and I really don't want to deal with that."
by porkchchoppanzeefin July 18, 2022
A form of manspreading in which one obliviously stands or walks in someone's way. Typically a behavior attributed to white men.
Two white guys are standing at the bottom of the staircase talking. Jen and Alex try to get down the stairs.
Jen: Impedimanning.
Alex: What do we do?
Jen: We just push through and act like its our fault.
The two push through and say sorry. Neither impediman notices.
Jen: Impedimanning.
Alex: What do we do?
Jen: We just push through and act like its our fault.
The two push through and say sorry. Neither impediman notices.
by porkchchoppanzeefin April 08, 2018