Denise: Hey Sam, why don't you have a bio on your Tinder?
Sam: I prefer going bioless. My bios always sound cheesy.
Sam: I prefer going bioless. My bios always sound cheesy.
by porkchchoppanzeefin April 10, 2021
A form of manspreading in which one obliviously stands or walks in someone's way. Typically a behavior attributed to white men.
Two white guys are standing at the bottom of the staircase talking. Jen and Alex try to get down the stairs.
Jen: Impedimanning.
Alex: What do we do?
Jen: We just push through and act like its our fault.
The two push through and say sorry. Neither impediman notices.
Jen: Impedimanning.
Alex: What do we do?
Jen: We just push through and act like its our fault.
The two push through and say sorry. Neither impediman notices.
by porkchchoppanzeefin May 23, 2018
by porkchchoppanzeefin October 30, 2022
A person who tells (or a friend who is told) about something they haven't noticed yet in order to share the experience of being annoyed together.
Darnell: Gosh. I don't know if you noticed, but that person keeps clicking their pen and it's pissing me off.
Sam: Dude, I hadn't noticed, but now I'm going to get distracted by it. Thanks.
Darnell: Anything for my bother buddy ;))
Patrick: Did you notice Aunt Lily smacks her lips all the fucking time? Look, she's doing it now.
Rosie: Why you gotta make me a bother buddy? I don't need that shit.
Sam: Dude, I hadn't noticed, but now I'm going to get distracted by it. Thanks.
Darnell: Anything for my bother buddy ;))
Patrick: Did you notice Aunt Lily smacks her lips all the fucking time? Look, she's doing it now.
Rosie: Why you gotta make me a bother buddy? I don't need that shit.
by porkchchoppanzeefin December 27, 2021
by porkchchoppanzeefin October 14, 2011
Clarence: Hey! Congrats on your upcoming promotion, Janet!
Janet: It should've happened six months ago and all I feel is spünt.
Janet: It should've happened six months ago and all I feel is spünt.
by porkchchoppanzeefin October 05, 2023
Mac: Hey what's that guy doing on the side of the road?
Rick: I don't know, but he looks like he's meant to be there.
Mac: Yeah, he's got high enpicity.
Rick: I don't know, but he looks like he's meant to be there.
Mac: Yeah, he's got high enpicity.
by porkchchoppanzeefin October 07, 2022