poisonIvy's definitions

Fuck You

The term "Fuck You" is a coloquialism meaning "I Love You" in many expressive forms used throughout the major American dialects.

Awww. Fuck You Dad. A Lexus for my birthday?! You shouldn't have.

by poisonIvy February 1, 2017

asshole

Good employee.

Quit being an asshole Rich! You're making us look bad.

by poisonIvy August 30, 2017

Carnelian Queen

The rightful heir to the throne of Great Britain, an Oregonian, and a Rockhound, obsessed with carnelian.

Check out these cool gem finds of The Carnelian Queen, I wrapped in copper.

by poisonIvy May 19, 2019

shipwreck

A person who is worse off than a trainwreck, because of the emo booty shipwreckship which is so hot.

That bitch is a straight up shipwreck! I need to get with her now, tonight!

by poisonIvy April 23, 2019

Deerhart

Deerheart is a pseudonym used to describe a loved one who has an often intense, overwhelming afinity for nature.

Literally my sentiments exactly Deerhart.

by poisonIvy October 2, 2017

shipwreckship

The station pertaining to a particular shipwreck (broken heart), or set of shipwrecks (broken hearts) which can occur during a sea calamity.

Picture a fine, vast, ancient sailing vessel made of wood, brass, and quartz. Dashed on the rocks. Now imagine the vessel was a human heart.

As in drunkenship, only pertaining to matters of the heart, rather than the drink.

Can indicate the need to fill a void and lead to; emptiness, loneliness, chronic excessive romantic attachment.

I've been on this shipwreckship for years, my marriage ended badly.

by poisonIvy March 3, 2019

shitfuck

When putting two profanities in one word, usually said when not thinking.

Assface: "Shitfuck, I forgot my keys"
Assfucker:"Go get them!"

by Poisonivy September 4, 2005