Definitions by pmax
Tennessee low rider
The vehicle that results when a fatass gets into a ricer or other klunker and, due to their obese weight, makes the car ride a few inches closer to the ground.
That fatso fatty butt got into that Honda and the suspension sank five inches. Now it is a Tennessee low rider.
Tennessee low rider by PMax March 12, 2008
Tennessee steak
Bologna. Trailer trash in Tennessee buy junk food instead of good food. Along with chips and soda they love bologna, which to them is what steaks are to the rest of us.
Billy Dan had him some nice Tennessee steak for lunch. It was 99 cents a pound at the Piggly Wiggly store.
Tennessee steak by PMax March 12, 2008
Gomper
A psychedelic song on the Rolling Stones album from 1967 called Their Satanic Majesties Request. It is perhaps the very worst song the Rolling Stones ever recorded. It has never been played live by the band.
When I listen to Their Satanic Majesties Request, the only psychedelic Rolling Stones album, I skip from the seventh track, The Lantern, to the ninth track, 2000 Light Years From Home, because those are both good songs but the one in between them, Gomper, totally sucks.
Tennessee doorbell
When someone in a car sits in the driveway or on the street and rudely honks their horn to signal someone to come out to them, instead of getting out of the car and going to the door to knock or ring the doorbell.
Cletus had to annoy all the neighbors by using the Tennessee doorbell to get Billy Bob to come get in his car. Why can't that fat hillbilly idiot get out of his car and knock like civilized people do?
Tennessee doorbell by PMax March 11, 2008