Definitions by pmax

pack fudge or pack your bags 

An ultimatum to a sexual partner that they must either engage in anal sex or find another partner or lover. This may be done as an ugly but effective way to end a relationship regardless of whether or not the instigator really craves anal sex, as the other party may be unwilling to engage in it even at the cost of the relationship.

Her: You've seemed distant lately; what's wrong?

Him: Our sex life; it is unsatisfying.

Her: What can I do to please you?

Him: Pack fudge or pack your bags.

Her: What?

Him: You heard me. Give up that cornhole or find someone else.

pack fudge or pack your bags by PMax January 11, 2009

Fruit Bowl 

A name for the annual football game in Louisville, Kentucky between St. Xavier and Trinity high schools. Alumni and students of the two schools consider it to be an important event; others generally do not care about it.

Dan: What are you doing this weekend?

Don: I'm going to the St. X - Trinity game.

Dan: You're going to the Fruit Bowl?

Don: Shut up!

Fruit Bowl by PMax January 11, 2009

Vitellius 

A glutton or a fat person. Derived from Vitellius, who was both a glutton and a fat person, who was Emperor of Rome in 69 A.D. and whose short reign was notable only for his incredible gluttony. Vitellius was an obese glutton who was notoriously lazy and self-indulgent, spent most of his time as emperor eating at luxurious banquets four or five times a day, all paid for with tax money. He would send the Roman Navy to procure rare foods for his banquets.

Todd: "Jan is such a Vitellius."

Scott: "Yes. She eats at her desk all day and is way too fat and unhealthy."

Todd: "If she would get some exercise or not eat as much then maybe she wouldn't be a Vitellius."

Scott: "I don't know . . . she is quite a glutton and she spends a lot of money on stuff."

Vitellius by PMax January 11, 2009

lard tard 

A person who is both fat and stupid. A dumb lardass.

That woman is a fatty, and she is really dim and dumb. That makes her a lard tard.

lard tard by PMax January 11, 2009

freshman Ferrari

A school bus. So called because in high school most of its passengers are freshmen, and because it is considered to be very uncool, unlike a fancy sports car like a Ferrari. Also called tart cart, yellow limousine, cheese wagon and loser cruiser.

Little brother: "Hey, sis, can I get a ride home from you?"

Big sister: "No. Ride the freshman Ferrari."

freshman Ferrari by PMax January 11, 2009

Head Zeppelin 

A fat chick who gives head; a plumper who gives blowjobs.

When the bar closed, I took a big fat fatty home. She turned out to be a Head Zeppelin and I got a nice blowjob.

Head Zeppelin by PMax December 9, 2008

skeezer pleaser 

A person who has sex with a skeezer; someone who will hook up with a tart, skank or battle toad.

What a skeezer pleaser. He hooked up with that easy ugly girl last night!

skeezer pleaser by PMax October 14, 2008