pmax's definitions

chubbette

A fat chick. A chubby girl. A plumper. Someone with whom a hogger would go hogging. A girl that a veeter would watch. A veet subject. A chunker.

I hadn't had any good sex in a while so I went to the bar to find a slumpbuster. After striking out with a redhead bagger and a butterface with a nice ass, I found a chubbette at the bar who probably weighed about 180. She had big tits though, so I hit on her.

by PMax March 9, 2008

Cleveland Browner

A person who engages in Cleveland Browning; a person who hooks up with a Cleveland Brown, which is a girl with a nice body but an ugly face, also known as a bagger or butterface.

John is such a Cleveland Browner. For the third time this semester he bagged a bagger - he hooked up with yet another ugly chick who happened to have a nice body.

by PMax March 9, 2008

Southwest Airlines

The one airline in America with the best record for being on time and not losing luggage. The airline that delays and cancels flight less often than any other. Also the airline with the most friendly, helpful and pleasant customer service. And it is also the most profitable airline and one of the few that didn't milk bankruptcy protection, sticking it to people after bilking all of its creditors.

I had to fly to Phoenix. I took Southwest Airlines because I knew that they would be on time, unlike the others.

by PMax March 7, 2008

Governor

1. Chief executive officer of a state in the United States.

2. A valve that affects fuel supply and output to an engine in order to impose a maximum speed on a vehicle.

1. Before they became President of the United States, Bill Clinton was elected governor of Arkansas and Ronald Reagan was elected governor of California.

2. The rental truck we used to move Pat's furniture had a governor valve that prevented us from driving faster than 65 mph.

by PMax February 24, 2008

oyster bed

A bed, mattress, futon or even a blanket or sleeping bag on which someone has ejaculated several times, especially when multiple used, dried condoms are left lying on it. This is because oyster is used as slang for ejaculate and used condoms dry up and somewhat resemble oyster shells. An oyster bed will usually belong to a slob or a hogger, almost always male.

Also a term used by fishermen and others to describe areas of seafloor where several oysters (the creatures) reside in their shells.

Pat goes hogging in his bed all the time and doesn't change the sheets. Even worse, he leaves his jizz and dried rubbers in it. He sleeps in an oyster bed and it's disgusting.

by PMax April 22, 2010

Pickle Pierce

Sexual intercourse. The act of putting one's pickle into another person. Pickle Pierce could refer to knocking boots or booty banging.

Jay wanted to give her a Pickle Pierce but she only let him fondle her breasts.

by PMax February 12, 2008

jiggleboo

A fat black person. An obese African American.

Look at that fat black girl. She must weigh 220 pounds. She's a jiggleboo.

by PMax February 23, 2008