Definitions by plutoes

shemale 

shemales are a group of organisms located all across the globe. they usually take form of human like figures with feminine features.

she’s a shemale!

shemale by plutoes September 5, 2022

nooser 

a nosy ass person who’s up in everyone’s business. not only that, but they haven’t showered in weeks and have snot running down their nose. they eat blue cheese with their pasta.

ugh, what a nooser! she’s been asking me all morning about my new boyfriend. not to mention how bad she smells…

nooser by plutoes August 25, 2022

kirimilk 

a grown “ipad kid”, one who probably watched “johnny johnny yes papa” on youtube kids. they find comfort in milk, especially kiri cheese, and try to pretend they’re eating healthier once they choose kiri over the hot dog in the fridge (even though they are severely lactose intolerant).

I bet you’re a kirimilk.

kirimilk by plutoes August 25, 2022

crinkle

a person who overreacts to everything, they stress about anything and everything to the point you can see wrinkles forming on their foreheads.

- also see: virgo (zodiac sign)

you’re being such a crinkle, it’s not even that big of a problem.

crinkle by plutoes August 25, 2022

breakfastflaker 

someone who’s really fragile emotionally and will break down at the slightest criticism or inconvenience. after doing so, all their trauma comes out and they dump it on you.

what a breakfastflaker!

breakfastflaker by plutoes August 25, 2022

raggedmuffin 

1. a word for that one cutesy person who’s actually rotten or horrible on the inside.

2. can also be used against cute, sweet people who are rotting mentally (they need professional help, probably).

1. she’s actually really a raggedmuffin.

2. you poor raggedmuffin…

raggedmuffin by plutoes August 25, 2022

splitbaker 

1. a slur against people with split personalities or borderline personality disorder, especially those who enjoy baking or baked goods.

2. a slur against people with the zodiac gemini

you are such a splitbaker.
he’s such a splitbaker! he’s mad at me one minute and the next he’s making me cookies!

splitbaker by plutoes August 25, 2022