the great person you meet right before you go through a big change in your life, like moving away to a new city or getting a new job for example, but they are a person that you can't bring with you to the new phase in your life
Sevita: hey what's up man, where's your gf at?
Me: ohh, it didn't work out
Sevita: why not?
Me: she can't be anything more than a brinkbae
Me: ohh, it didn't work out
Sevita: why not?
Me: she can't be anything more than a brinkbae
by platonymous January 23, 2020
Bourgeoise "hipsters".
Basically, the people whose hipster profiles did not come about naturally through shopping in thrift stores for years due to low money, or listening to shitty music simply because they just happen to have shitty tastes to begin with. The “Hipgeoise" are the people who come from a moderately well off family, they shop for all their “hipster” clothes at the high end clothing stores in shiny malls, and they listen to shitty music because other people who are “dope” listen to shitty music.
Basically, the people whose hipster profiles did not come about naturally through shopping in thrift stores for years due to low money, or listening to shitty music simply because they just happen to have shitty tastes to begin with. The “Hipgeoise" are the people who come from a moderately well off family, they shop for all their “hipster” clothes at the high end clothing stores in shiny malls, and they listen to shitty music because other people who are “dope” listen to shitty music.
Otis: “nice beanie, where’d you find it?”
Amory: “Ohh thanks man! I got it at Nordstrom”
Otis: “ohh, that’s great man! good for you...and your people. so you’re a real hipgeoise huh”
Amory: “You bet I am. Haha!… hipgeoise, that’s a great word, what’s it mean?"
Amory: “Ohh thanks man! I got it at Nordstrom”
Otis: “ohh, that’s great man! good for you...and your people. so you’re a real hipgeoise huh”
Amory: “You bet I am. Haha!… hipgeoise, that’s a great word, what’s it mean?"
by platonymous February 03, 2017
Sam: I just realized that we were talking less and less, and now I don't even hear from her anymore.
Pam: Honey, she been slowsting you the whole time. Ya got slowsted!
Pam: Honey, she been slowsting you the whole time. Ya got slowsted!
by platonymous December 09, 2019
A serendipitous, almost spiritual, encounter with a stranger that ends up being life altering, like moving to a new country or changing careers or something.
Camille: What, you're moving to Albania?! What are you going to do there?
Magritte: Yes. I'm going to run an apiary.
Camille: Word. How'd you find out about this?
Magritte: A migrant at the Swiss Italy border.
Camille: Ohh, so you went on a walk with the goat man! Dope.
Magritte: *slings the shaka*
Magritte: Yes. I'm going to run an apiary.
Camille: Word. How'd you find out about this?
Magritte: A migrant at the Swiss Italy border.
Camille: Ohh, so you went on a walk with the goat man! Dope.
Magritte: *slings the shaka*
by platonymous May 10, 2020
An activity that only sheep partake in.
Sheep in this sense is not referring to sheep the animal, but to a concept of the word that describes the bandwagon/mob/slave mentality. When a person is doing a sheeptivity, they are doing something that is confined within the limits of his/her social thought. As a result, they are doing activities that are highly predictable. So basically, appropriating or conforming to cultural rituals could be referred to as sheeptivities.
Sheep in this sense is not referring to sheep the animal, but to a concept of the word that describes the bandwagon/mob/slave mentality. When a person is doing a sheeptivity, they are doing something that is confined within the limits of his/her social thought. As a result, they are doing activities that are highly predictable. So basically, appropriating or conforming to cultural rituals could be referred to as sheeptivities.
Ned: Hey, wanna go for a dinner and a movie tomorrow night?
Sally: That’s such a sheeptivity Ted…I mean Ned…Everyone does it, and everyone does it all the time. We’ve been dating for only 14 days, given that time span, shouldn’t we be doing extraordinary things right now?
Sally: That’s such a sheeptivity Ted…I mean Ned…Everyone does it, and everyone does it all the time. We’ve been dating for only 14 days, given that time span, shouldn’t we be doing extraordinary things right now?
by platonymous May 22, 2014
Dude1: what's your religion man?
Dude2: im a catheist
Dude1: wtf is that?
Dude2: I only believe in gods, insofar as they're cats
Dude1: rad
Dude2: im a catheist
Dude1: wtf is that?
Dude2: I only believe in gods, insofar as they're cats
Dude1: rad
by platonymous August 06, 2022
"dude i showed you that first”
when you send a link to your friend, and your friend sends the same link to you without noticing that you showed it to them first …tis a common occurrence in the viral world of the inter-web
when you send a link to your friend, and your friend sends the same link to you without noticing that you showed it to them first …tis a common occurrence in the viral world of the inter-web
Jerry sends a video of an ostrich stealing a baby kangaroo to George, and then five minutes later...
George: dude, check out this video of the ostrich stealing a baby kangaroo!!
Jerry: disytf!
George: I was in the pool!!
George: dude, check out this video of the ostrich stealing a baby kangaroo!!
Jerry: disytf!
George: I was in the pool!!
by platonymous December 24, 2015