anal drawstring

The stringlike cord (similar to the open end of a PE bag of the 80's) that is used to keep the arsehole closed. A device such as this is fitted to people who have lost control over the anal sphincter due to excesive buggery
Peter, we have had to fit you with an "anal drawstring" so that you dont shit yourself all the time.
by PJ January 23, 2005
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Diesel

Around the northern NJ area diesel is a code word for heroin
A brief use of the word in a conversation:

Dealer: Yo what you need man?
Buyer: i'm looking for diesel bro
Dealer: i got you
by PJ April 08, 2004
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Karva Hattu Luaka

Literally Fur Hat Class, from Finnish words meaning exactly that.
Like third class, or lowest possible classification.

Example sitting in the economy section of a 747, on a really crowded flight from the hottest and sweatyest part of Africa.
No money for business class tickets, we're flying Karva Hattu Luaka.
by PJ December 04, 2003
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no

1. get the fuck away from me
2. shut the hell up
3. get the hell away from me and shut the fuck up
Hey Mr. can you help me read these directions on this map?
No.
by pj March 25, 2004
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sleepy time

"if he doesn't get back here soon, we're gonna be here until sleepy time"
by pj March 03, 2004
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arse lips

The anal sphincter, the tight rectal muscle, dohnut in shape, that is utilised by the body to stop shit from ooozing over your chums mothers face
ooohhh....Mrs Miggins your arse lips are tight today. Agghh m'nut!!!
by PJ January 10, 2005
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Culchie

Slack jawed yokel type from Ireland.
Talks funny, wears really old clothes, loves Smithwicks and Hurling. Kilkenny folk are probably the worst type.
by PJ December 09, 2003
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