pj's definitions

fonk

A dance invented by Kirsty

Do the fonk with me baby ;)

by PJ January 27, 2004

squid

when a female forcefully expells air from her vagina causing a noise.

squid is short for pussy fart

Amy let out a loud squid when she bent over

by pj November 5, 2004

skeet

Noun: used to describe bustin a fat load on that bitches chin, or any other facial area

that bitch was suckin my dick n right became i came i skeeted on the ho'

by pj February 6, 2005

arse lips

The anal sphincter, the tight rectal muscle, dohnut in shape, that is utilised by the body to stop shit from ooozing over your chums mothers face

ooohhh....Mrs Miggins your arse lips are tight today. Agghh m'nut!!!

by PJ January 9, 2005

popbitch

very 2000, a forgotten era which was once fun but that came under the tyrannous hand of deirdre and the COMPLETE MORON influence of britnee.

britnee signed on at the job centre and bought a tin of diamond white and posted what she thought Cilla Black's hairdresser might like to imagine that Gareth Gates had for breakfast

by pj March 11, 2005

Kandi

Bracelets made out of chunky beads or pony beads of many colors given as friendly gestures at parties and raves.

i got 5 pieces of kandi at the party last nite!
or
i am a kandi kidd

by PJ December 9, 2003

anal drawstring

The stringlike cord (similar to the open end of a PE bag of the 80's) that is used to keep the arsehole closed. A device such as this is fitted to people who have lost control over the anal sphincter due to excesive buggery

Peter, we have had to fit you with an "anal drawstring" so that you dont shit yourself all the time.

by PJ January 23, 2005