A friendly use of the word bitch. Usually used in greeting one's friend, or when one has succeeded over someone.
by Pitoyable May 02, 2005
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*see monkeyhole
Came into use when a girl got tired of your mom and your face insults.
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Came into use when a girl got tired of your mom and your face insults.
bob: you are a motley fool.
girl: You suck monkeybone.
boy 1: Say what? That don't make no sense.
boy 2: You're so hard-headed.
random boy: Yeah, you're such a monkeybone.
girl: You suck monkeybone.
boy 1: Say what? That don't make no sense.
boy 2: You're so hard-headed.
random boy: Yeah, you're such a monkeybone.
by Pitoyable May 09, 2005
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by Pitoyable May 02, 2005
Get the drag queen mug.Originally a non-slang word, ain't began as a contraction for "am not", as in "I ain't stupid." When people began to use it improperly as in "He ain't", which should have been "He isn't", people came to consider it improper use of language. Today, it's known to be used predominantly in the south and by uneducated people.
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Get the queer mug.A theory based on the fact that sick days should always be spent at school and not at home where they will only be wasted.
The reason being that if you are sick, you should go to school, because not only will you be spreading disease to all those evil bastards you put up with every day, but you won't be counted absent. Also, why stay at home if the only thing you'll be doing is blowing snot into a tissue? The only reason anyone should ever stay home from school is if they plan to do something worthwhile, like experimenting with liquor or weed.
Some say "Well, when I'm sick all I feel like doing is sleeping." Sleep at school. Once you find the perfect position, those desks aren't nearly as uncomfortable.
"Brigand" is the french word for "bandit." It's deemed the Brigand Theory because you're stealing the health of all your classmates and teachers.
The reason being that if you are sick, you should go to school, because not only will you be spreading disease to all those evil bastards you put up with every day, but you won't be counted absent. Also, why stay at home if the only thing you'll be doing is blowing snot into a tissue? The only reason anyone should ever stay home from school is if they plan to do something worthwhile, like experimenting with liquor or weed.
Some say "Well, when I'm sick all I feel like doing is sleeping." Sleep at school. Once you find the perfect position, those desks aren't nearly as uncomfortable.
"Brigand" is the french word for "bandit." It's deemed the Brigand Theory because you're stealing the health of all your classmates and teachers.
dude 1: Dude, you are so freakin' sick. Why are you going to school?
dude 2: I figure I'll put the Brigand Theory to good use and puke in Pre-Cal.
dude 2: I figure I'll put the Brigand Theory to good use and puke in Pre-Cal.
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An older homosexual man. Usually is bipolar and distances himself from reality. A Garrison is afraid of expressing his inner feelings and is afraid of being alone. Usually has kinky lovers.
*Based on the character Mr. Garrison from "South Park".
An older homosexual man. Usually is bipolar and distances himself from reality. A Garrison is afraid of expressing his inner feelings and is afraid of being alone. Usually has kinky lovers.
*Based on the character Mr. Garrison from "South Park".
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