n.
An older homosexual man. Usually is bipolar and distances himself from reality. A Garrison is afraid of expressing his inner feelings and is afraid of being alone. Usually has kinky lovers.
*Based on the character Mr. Garrison from "South Park".
An older homosexual man. Usually is bipolar and distances himself from reality. A Garrison is afraid of expressing his inner feelings and is afraid of being alone. Usually has kinky lovers.
*Based on the character Mr. Garrison from "South Park".
by Pitoyable May 13, 2005
n.
a.) A person who tells lies to get out of bad situations.
b.) A person that chats with someone who is incapable of understanding sarcasm.
c.) A person who lies to get in good with another.
a.) A person who tells lies to get out of bad situations.
b.) A person that chats with someone who is incapable of understanding sarcasm.
c.) A person who lies to get in good with another.
by Pitoyable May 03, 2005
A homosexual woman who dresses like a man and takes on a male persona for entertainment or personal enjoyment.
*See drag queen
*See drag queen
When my mother was in her drag king attire, I could not have picked her out of a line of dirty old men.
by Pitoyable May 03, 2005
A theory based on the fact that sick days should always be spent at school and not at home where they will only be wasted.
The reason being that if you are sick, you should go to school, because not only will you be spreading disease to all those evil bastards you put up with every day, but you won't be counted absent. Also, why stay at home if the only thing you'll be doing is blowing snot into a tissue? The only reason anyone should ever stay home from school is if they plan to do something worthwhile, like experimenting with liquor or weed.
Some say "Well, when I'm sick all I feel like doing is sleeping." Sleep at school. Once you find the perfect position, those desks aren't nearly as uncomfortable.
"Brigand" is the french word for "bandit." It's deemed the Brigand Theory because you're stealing the health of all your classmates and teachers.
The reason being that if you are sick, you should go to school, because not only will you be spreading disease to all those evil bastards you put up with every day, but you won't be counted absent. Also, why stay at home if the only thing you'll be doing is blowing snot into a tissue? The only reason anyone should ever stay home from school is if they plan to do something worthwhile, like experimenting with liquor or weed.
Some say "Well, when I'm sick all I feel like doing is sleeping." Sleep at school. Once you find the perfect position, those desks aren't nearly as uncomfortable.
"Brigand" is the french word for "bandit." It's deemed the Brigand Theory because you're stealing the health of all your classmates and teachers.
dude 1: Dude, you are so freakin' sick. Why are you going to school?
dude 2: I figure I'll put the Brigand Theory to good use and puke in Pre-Cal.
dude 2: I figure I'll put the Brigand Theory to good use and puke in Pre-Cal.
by Pitoyable May 10, 2005
a.)n. A state of mind
b.)adj. An adjective to describe something bigger and better.
c.) A state of the USA. It has crappy weather and has five of the fattest cities in America.
b.)adj. An adjective to describe something bigger and better.
c.) A state of the USA. It has crappy weather and has five of the fattest cities in America.
by Pitoyable May 21, 2005
A friendly use of the word bitch. Usually used in greeting one's friend, or when one has succeeded over someone.
by Pitoyable May 03, 2005
A monkey's hard cock. Used for insults and lack of come backs.
*see monkeyhole
Came into use when a girl got tired of your mom and your face insults.
*see monkeyhole
Came into use when a girl got tired of your mom and your face insults.
bob: you are a motley fool.
girl: You suck monkeybone.
boy 1: Say what? That don't make no sense.
boy 2: You're so hard-headed.
random boy: Yeah, you're such a monkeybone.
girl: You suck monkeybone.
boy 1: Say what? That don't make no sense.
boy 2: You're so hard-headed.
random boy: Yeah, you're such a monkeybone.
by Pitoyable May 09, 2005