pirate agent's definitions

Touch Grass

Touch Grass - A humorous insult suggesting someone should get some fresh air or engage with reality.

“You’ve been talking about her brown snatch for two hours... maybe it’s time to touch grass, yeah?”

by pirate agent September 10, 2024

Flare Haven

A passionate term for the vagina, emphasizing its fiery and intense nature during intimate moments.

"When the mood is right, her Flare Haven becomes an inferno of passion no one can handle."

by pirate agent September 10, 2024

Lewk

Lewk - A unique fashion look or moment.

“Oh, you’re wearing pajama pants to the office? That’s a lewk alright... ‘I’ve given up on life .’”

by pirate agent September 10, 2024

Moongate

A mystical and seductive reference to the vagina, often associated with the moon and feminine cycles.

"When the lights went out, he knew it was time to explore the Moongate, where things get Bloody wild under the stars."

by pirate agent September 10, 2024

Pressed

Pressed - Being irritated or annoyed by something.

Pressed:
“Oh, you’re pressed because your Gook Twat didn’t get any likes? How will the world survive without your thoughts nintendo games and brown snatch?”

by pirate agent September 10, 2024

Lotus Passage

A metaphorical and spiritual term for the vagina, referencing both its beauty and the journey it represents in intimacy.

"The night ended with him discovering every inch of her Lotus Passage, and it was a journey worth taking."

by pirate agent September 10, 2024

Lust Locket

A suggestive term for the vagina, referring to it as a secret, intimate place that must be unlocked.

"Unlocking her Lust Locket isn’t easy, but once you do, it’s a whole other world inside."

by pirate agent September 10, 2024