piranha's definitions

Oprah

The act of a female endlessly bashing males in response to all of their problems, named obviously after the talk show host that loves to whine about how bad men are.

Look at Jennifer over there pulling a Oprah!

by Piranha May 13, 2006

CAIR

The Council on American-Islamic Relations, a highly subversive and controversial organization whose main goal is to force Islam's religion and culture on the United States. CAIR'S major agenda includes:

1: Strongarming corporations into islamicizing their workplaces to conform to muslim culture.

2: Actively resists any legitimate profiling of muslim air travelers with SSSS secondary security screening by encouraging lawsuits against airlines that do it.

TSA screener: Excuse me sir, you have been selected for a SSSS screening. Please follow me over to those chairs.

Passenger: You are doing this because I'm from the middle east! I'm going to report you and the airline to CAIR!

by Piranha June 11, 2006

whipped

A person who is totally dominated by his girlfriend to the point of being distracted. See also pussywhipped.

Tony Romo is totally whipped by Jessica Simpson.

by Piranha January 15, 2008

Yellow Fever

The best infliction to have ever hit caucasians. Signs of having contracted yellow fever includes extreme attraction and affection towards Asians of the opposite sex.

Oh my, have you seen Mimi and Lily? They are both so hot!

Calm down Douglas, you have a major case of yellow fever!

by Piranha July 18, 2006

tipeti

Tip is a nice caring boy who fits in with mostly everyone. He may not show he is caring, but deep down he has a very good heart. Most people love tip, but not everyone…some people can and will be jealous of him sometimes. Overall, if you meet a tipeti, consider yourself lucky

Wow Tipeti you’re so nice!

by Piranha November 24, 2021

prostitute

A celebrity who sells their "integrity" to corporations and hawks their goods in commercials!

Wasn't that the "Jeopardy" host on that commercial saying how good a phonics program is?

Yes, one of the hoardes of celebrity prostitutes

by Piranha November 4, 2004

Zippergate

The major scandal of the late 1990's, the result of Bill Clinton not being able to resist the urge to keep his pants zippered up around his administration's interns.

Bill Clinton and the Zippergate scandal made our nation the laughing stock of the world.

by Piranha May 30, 2006