pimp-master j's definitions

Don't Rape the Baby

Words you should always have close to your heart.
Remember, Having sex with a child may feel good, but you still shouldn't do it.

1: Hey there cute little baby. How are you today. I tell you what we'll do, I'll just stick that in there like that and then...
2: Oi! What the hell are you doing?!
1: What?
2: Man, don't rape the baby, what the hell is wrong with you?!

by Pimp-Master J May 11, 2006

Spunk Muffin

1: When a woman asks you to cum on a muffin for her to then eat the muffin, the cum (spunk) acting as a sort of icing to increase the taste.

2: You can call your girlfriend Spunk Muffin as a pet name if you do this with her.

1: I came on the double chocolate chip muffin instead of her face and she then proceeded to eat the spunk muffin whole.

2: Hey there my little spunk muffin, how was your day?

by Pimp-Master J May 13, 2006

Delodid

A drug thats actually really good if you like being in somewhat of a coma drooling over yourself foe 8 hours straight like some people I know. It's the one that killed Heather Graham in Drug Store Cowboy.

I know someone who got hit by a taxi and busted his shoulder up so the doctor prescribed him 50 Delodid. When he came back for a check up a few days later, the doctor asked if he had been given anything for the pain. He said no and the doctor prescribed him another 50.

by Pimp-Master J May 14, 2006

Features

Another word for cunt. Can be used on it's own or along with cunt.

Jim shit the fuck up you features.

Nobody likes that kid Paul, he's such a cunt-features.

by Pimp-Master J May 15, 2006

Maverick Renegade

A hard hitting rebel who plays by his own rules. A man of few words who don't take no crunk of nobody.

That Mr. Corleone is such a Maverick Renegade.

by Pimp-Master J May 15, 2006

Stupid fucking prick-faced cunt features

Something that the world is full of. Every time you look around, you're bound to see one; Your teacher, your boss, class mates, co-workers, people on the internet, friends, the guy walking behind you, you, the person standing infront of you in the que, people working the tills at shops, people walking their dogs.....

Everyone in the world but me, is a Stupid fucking prick-faced cunt features.

by Pimp-Master J August 23, 2006