philip's definitions

pony

dick, cock, shlong,

Hey baby why dont u come ride my pony.

by Philip October 22, 2003

uphill gardener

In Viz comic's Profanosaurus, it was defined rather elegantly as 'he who hoes at the pink allotment'

This constitutes culpable discrimination against those who hoe at the pink allotment

by philip June 9, 2004

qwank

me mam said it by accident, sounded kinda cool so added it here

wat qwank you call this?
you qwank the door is open

by philip May 20, 2004

Beat it like a rented mule

To beat someone, as you would a mule that did not belong to you. Without hesitancey.

Bitch, I'm gonna beat you like a rented Mule.

by Philip September 12, 2003

gbc

Gardan Blocc Crips, a Sacramento gang.

"I am g from the GBC" - C-Bo

by Philip April 27, 2003

canasian

A Canazn is an asian with a canadian citizenship in which they are born in canada but there parents are born of there native country. A Canazn is not looked down apoun as much an Canasian, and is much more respected.

I feel sympathy for you, you canazn

by Philip September 4, 2003

quality over quantity

An implication to that an essay, for example, does not have to be 20 pages long if it's full of bullshit. Rather a short high-quality essay than a useless high-quantity essay.

Remember class, Quality over quantity on this paper. There's no need to write a long paper if it's filled with pointless sentences.

by philip December 8, 2003