fandango

A word of similar use to 'cool' and 'spiffy', typically preceded with 'the'.

This TV show is the fandango!

by Phil December 31, 2003

murphy brown

a woman (usually older) that is generally unattractive but nonetheless makes you horny

"check out condi rice giving bush a BJ. she's a murphy brown"

by Phil January 24, 2005

Sandbox

A plate or tray that is used for breaking up and snorting cocaine.

My sandbox is a petri dish.
Don't sneeze near the sandbox; you'll get coke all over the floor!

by phil November 14, 2003

Kiwis

This is just a nice way to refer to a dogs balls. Usually most applicable when the dog lays down, his balls will look like fuzzy kiwis squished between his legs. Have to thank my wife for this one.

We have to get the dog fixed soon. I don't want to see his Kiwis anymore.

by Phil July 29, 2003

eyefuck

To undress someone by staring at them constantly, and annoyingly.

Im tired of being eyefucked by that staring son of a bitch.

by Phil December 09, 2008

cumbomb

a condom filled with your own excretion after masturbation and dropped off a tall building onto someone below

100 points if you drop it onto a prostitute

by Phil February 03, 2005

bertuzzi

To cause one to lose the use of legs.

I could walk fine until Bertuzzi bertuzzied me from behind.

by Phil March 09, 2004