tatted

to shoot someone in a game

i tatted yo ass at halo biatch

by phil May 05, 2004

aol

an ISP. you still get barraged by ads, banners and adware even though you have to pay 30$ a month for the service. shows how stupid america is because they are the biggest ISP.

America: is earthlink good? i'm thinking about switching to it.

by Phil January 27, 2005

cock-salad

3 or more dicks fitting into a girls mouth at once.

<dude 1> hey what was that thing we gave to Stephanie K. last night?
<dude 2> we fed her a cock salad
<dude 1> lol
<dude 2> lol

by phil May 11, 2004

cumbomb

a condom filled with your own excretion after masturbation and dropped off a tall building onto someone below

100 points if you drop it onto a prostitute

by Phil February 04, 2005

Electile Dysfunction (ED)

The state of impotence and abject disinterest toward the political elective process.

I ain't gonna vote, I can't -- got ED.
ED?
Electile Dysfunction (ED). Had it since Regan.

by Phil November 28, 2005

S.N.A.F.U

Situation Normal All Fucked Up

by Phil September 21, 2003

corn log

a huge, thick peice of shit. when you touch it, it feels solid and not hollow.. it usually takes 2-5 flushes to get this bad boy in the ocean

george bush is such a corn log

by Phil May 04, 2004