When I came to, I noticed my dentist's teeth were clean, but my tampon string bore clear evidence of pastrami on rye -- damn it! I'm the victim of The Dirty Feldstein!!!
by Pfc. Snowball July 21, 2008
The girls were drunk and ready for action in Brokeback Valley, but when Tia went down on Lucinda, Tia repelled in horror exclaiming, "I'm sorry, I'm drunk and all and I'd love to lick that cuye, but there's not a chance in hell that I can munch past that twat clot even though we're lick-a-likes!"
by Pfc. Snowball September 10, 2008
Baby, you're about to get a cum tsunami!
by pfc. Snowball August 26, 2010
by Pfc. Snowball August 28, 2008
Adrieanna from the Sapranos.
Frank: "I watched the Sapraons last night just to see Adreannia."
Ted: "WOW! Me too she is such a sausage magnet.
Ted: "WOW! Me too she is such a sausage magnet.
by pfc. snowball September 26, 2009
The kind of dog you get when someone tells you that they have a really cute Lab/Boxer Mix that really needs a good home and it turns out to be part pit bull and part Alien.
"Did you hear about Jack?"
"No."
"He's still in the hospital after being mauled by his new Liebrador Retriever his uber-whore ex- girlfriend gave him for his birthday!"
"No."
"He's still in the hospital after being mauled by his new Liebrador Retriever his uber-whore ex- girlfriend gave him for his birthday!"
by Pfc. Snowball July 19, 2008