37 definitions by pfc. Snowball

Cum Tsunami

Ejaculatory fluids so volumetric it can bury a small Pacific island in cum

Baby, you're about to get a cum tsunami!

by pfc. Snowball August 26, 2010

Honeymoon Cystitis

Urinary tact infection caused by repeated vigorous vaginal sexual intercourse. (You're fuckin' too much!)

"Motherfucker!" she shrieked. "I have a burning piss hole again! Dr. Hurtz will no doubt say 'Congratulations! You have Honeymoon Cystitis AGAIN!'"

by pfc. Snowball July 12, 2006

Hamurism

When a small dog crawls behind the couch and dies from all the salt he consumed while begging for more and more ham from the table.

"Poor Maximus. Who knew a teacup chihuahua couldn't handle more than five pieces of ham without suffering a Hamurism."

by pfc. Snowball July 19, 2008

Dickstracted

adj. Being distracted from any regular routine by a man's dick, either by accident or he might just be showing off.

1. As my hubby descended the stairs with a grande boner which he proudly stuck in my face as I ascended, I was incredibly dickstracted and almost fell down the stairs.

2. My first dickstraction was at a nude beach. I was 12, saw a boner and almost fell in a hole.

by pfc. Snowball December 26, 2008

Cuye

Pro. "Coo-Wee";

A vagina

Bitch, you have one tight cuye!!

by pfc. Snowball July 23, 2008

Ooncha-Ooncha-Ooncha

Dance performed to club music with a booming backbeat by cocking one leg as high as you can and kicking in and out to the side. Usually done while wearing a puffy wedding dress and Napolean Dynamite "Dang!" socks.

Look at Cassie ooncha-ooncha-ooncha! The socks really make the outfit. "Congratulations!"

by pfc. Snowball July 19, 2008

Crap Snacking

The ack of eating crap in small portions. Usually performed by dogs.

Damn it! my Lie-brador retriever is crap snacking again on the chicken shit in the yard.

by pfc. Snowball July 19, 2008