Cruising the Golf of Arde, the lookout spotted a fast-moving skiff approaching the ship. "Holy shit
! Here come the Sea Niggers!!!," he yelled.
Urinary tact infection caused by repeated vigorous vaginal sexual intercourse. (You're fuckin' too much!)
"Motherfucker!" she shrieked. "I have a burning piss hole again! Dr. Hurtz will no doubt say 'Congratulations! You have Honeymoon Cystitis AGAIN!'"
Bitch, you have one tight cuye!!
The kind of dog you get when someone tells you that they have a really cute Lab/Boxer Mix that really needs a good home and it turns out to be part pit bull and part Alien.
"Did you hear about Jack?"
"He's still in the hospital after being mauled by his new Liebrador Retriever his uber-whore ex- girlfriend gave him for his birthday!"
Testicular Sympathetic Pain Disorder -- when your significant other asks you to get a vasectomy because "it's simple," and then you suffer from blue balls for 6 months, she finally feals a pang of sympathy thereby suffering from TSPD
My bitch wife made me get a vasectomy, and things went wrong, at least she also suffered TSPD
When a small dog crawls behind the couch and dies from all the salt he consumed while begging for more and more ham from the table.
"Poor Maximus. Who knew a teacup chihuahua couldn't handle more than five pieces of ham without suffering a Hamurism."