peter Griffin's definitions

Griffined

a term for getting jizzed on, or getting screwed, in a way that sounds appropriate so you can say it anywhere.

Your girlfriend is sucking that guy's dick over there, you just got Griffined!

by Peter Griffin May 13, 2005

california

A State full of homosexual ROMANS who worship Satan.

It's funny they make the outrageous claim of being "tree huggers" and yet they've chopped down every tree in sight and all that's left is to do is shoot eachother on the freeway.

They also make the outrageous claims of being enlightened,rational,tolerant etc.

Yet if you disagree with them they'll fuckin cap your ass.

And oh yeah they also say guns are bad.

haha haha hahah haha ha...

by Peter Griffin March 10, 2005

mulato

Someone of mixed races. Can be quite good looking.

With the Lights out its less dangerous!
Here we are now Entertain us!
I feel stupid and contagious!
Here we are now entertain us!
A MULATO an Albino
A misquito My libido!

by Peter Griffin January 17, 2005

Fred Durst

Oh my gawd what an ass hat.

he's better than Prince though

by Peter Griffin May 7, 2004

ass poet

Someone who writes poetry devoted to ass

-What's up ass poet?
-I have to write some poetry about ass.
-What do you have so far?
-The young lass had quite an ass.
-Not bad.

by Peter Griffin October 13, 2004

Garrett

Fat ass bitch who never wants to do anything social. Will do anything to sit in bed all day.

(Guy): why didn’t Garrett come hang with us?
(Guy 2): he is too busy being fat and playing Xbox.

by Peter griffin February 3, 2020

TBIAPB

this bike is a pipe bomb. a punk (ish) band.

TBIAPB rocks my socks!

by Peter Griffin April 28, 2006