peter's definitions

Suit-covered anus

A big-shot alpha male, especially one
who has a raging superiority complex and acts in an obnoxious and condescending manner. Often abbreviated SCA.

It was noisy as Hell on the train coming home last night because all the SCA's were babbling about the upcoming football game.

by Peter January 23, 2005

procrasturbate

to master your blaster, or hold your sausage hostage, when duties are supposed to be held.

Andrew: Man! i missed the Mavs Game!
Peter: What were you doin?
Andrew: Lets just say i have the worst case of procrasturbating habits.
Peter: Oh dont worry about, i have it too.

by Peter January 26, 2005

blast

(to) shit.
(to blast a dookie)

-to blast a dookie.
-i gotta blast.
-holy fucking shit, she just blasted all over his fucking face!

by peter January 26, 2005

Dead Monk

The act/process of finding a girl who has been dead for about two days, and with your friend, you jump on her stomach, and your friend eats whatever comes out.

Lets go to the graveyard and perform the dead Monk.

by Peter January 31, 2005

eveilforce

uber tnak /cleric on clw server with exo rez and fearless

if u want a super heal and rez from exo cleric then eveilforce is your healer

by peter February 1, 2005

morrible

n. combination of more and horrible

That shit is morrible than the last batch.

by peter February 4, 2005

t8tf

the eight toed freek

my friend has two toes stuck together ie hammer toes

by peter February 7, 2005