pete's definitions

turd

big , fat, smelly shit thats bein launched outta sum1s arsehole!

ewww dude u stepped in turd!

by pete May 21, 2003

talkin 'em

While talking to a female, you are faking a coversation with the female but are in fact talking to her clevage(breasts, knockers, funbags, and whatever you like to call them).

Man, Dave and Pete were talkin 'em hardocre last night at the club, but thank god they didn't get caught.

by Pete June 19, 2006

Albion fan

Someone who stupidly follows the football team "West Bromwich Albion". These people are normally big-headed and know fuck all about anything they claim to know about. See twat, cunt, arsehole

Look at that twat. Typical fuckin' Albion fan

by Pete September 24, 2004

bozonkers

something extremely out of control.
crazy, insane, bezerk

"wow! that was bozonkers!"

by pete February 19, 2004

corn flakes

shooting it in a nasty girl's ear and having her wax float to the top, looking like corn flakes

I gave her corn flakes for her birthday.

by pete November 4, 2003

prime penis

Like a penis, but on a considerably larger scale. Used as an insult.

Hey you, you're acting like a prime penis!

by Pete October 12, 2004

Mullet Girl

A tower-hating mulleted barmaid

Mullet Girl is pissed off at us today!

by Pete December 6, 2004