redneck fire drill

I'll never go to that party again. It was like a redneck fire drill just for me to try to get the tickets for it!
by pentozali December 07, 2005
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phoning

What happens when you're stapling something and the staple doesn't completely penetrate to the other side of the document, resulting in a staple that has ends bent looking like a wired phone.
Loretta, could I get a better stapler please? This one keeps phoning on me!
by pentozali May 23, 2007
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flotz

Aaron thought he could cover up his flotz with the sound of the bus going by, but the rotten garlic smell gave it away.
by pentozali August 12, 2012
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frog suit

The entire outfit worn by people who are employed in hazardous waste disposal, from the gas mask to the boots. Depending on the type of chemical or communicable disease being neutralized, the gas mask could be a one-canister or two-canister type.
Someone placed a call about a chemical fire at the plastics factory, so we're getting our frog suits ready!
by pentozali January 28, 2009
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shmushka

Yiddish word for "pussy", the "u" pronounced like the short "oo" in "book".
Zi hot a farshtunkene shmushka! (She has a smelly pussy!)
by pentozali April 25, 2010
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adirondackular

Describes landscapes so beautiful that they can't be described in words. Comes from the Adirondacks, a mountain range in upper New York State. Pronounced "a-dih-ron-DACK-you-ler".
Marty: Yo, Dean, get a look at this black spruce bog---it's adirondackular!!!
Dean: Yeah, dis is awesome man! It's like Yoda's planet!
Marty: Dean, you sure know how to pick the best boreal hikes!
by pentozali August 28, 2006
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Timtron

Famous former pirate radio broadcaster who now has programs on the shortwave station WBCQ. A Maine native, he coins his own expressions like "zorched" for "electrically shorted, blown out", "Verminmont" for "Vermont", "Clownada" for "Canada", "Howareya" for "Hawaii", among many others. A frequent attendee of the annual Winter SWL (shortwave listener) Fests at the Best Western Towamencin in Kulpsville, Pennsylvania.
Hey, there're Timtron andCaptain Ganja at the Fest!
by pentozali April 02, 2007
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