Definitions by pentozali
Cheatham and Steele
Humorously, an imaginary law firm or other so-called professional service that's not on the up-and-up and does what their title suggests.
WTF? Why do I keep on getting this popup from Cheatham and Steele? I think there's some shifty law firm that's trying to put malware on my computer!
Cheatham and Steele by pentozali June 27, 2009
Ronnie Rulebook
We have no choice but to do what Ronnie Rulebook says. The top brass have a new leader and they have to make everything look good for him.
Ronnie Rulebook by pentozali June 26, 2009
KITT bar
The blue bar that moves back and forth on some computers that tells you that a website or music selection is downloading or buffering respectively. Named after KITT, David Hasselhoff's (Michael Knight's) Pontiac Trans-Am in "Knight Rider", because of the light above the bumper that moved back and forth.
I'm trying to link to this website, but the KITT bar is taking too long until it stops---I think their server's down.
KOAF
King Of All Farts, an exceptionally long, noisy, and smelly fart, for example a fart from eating extremely garlicky food. Pronounced "KOH-aff".
bar muttzvah
bar muttzvah by pentozali June 21, 2009
devil's umbrella
Poison hemlock or water hemlock, Conium and Cicuta respectively. They are both deadly poisonous umbelliferous plants. The poisons in these plants act differently: Poison hemlock (the hemlock of Socrates' time) contains coniine, which causes ascending paralysis and suffocation, and water hemlock contains cicutoxin, which causes violent convulsions and nervous system collapse.
devil's umbrella by pentozali June 18, 2009
Hammerang
Hammerang is a Pokemon we'd like to see, a Water/Ice Type that resembles a hammerhead shark and can rotate its slightly curved, hammer-shaped nose like a propeller. From holes in the "hammer" it can also shoot out large chunks of ice shaped like boomerangs. Attacks include Lock Hammers, Freeze Shell, Ice Boomerang, Head Butt, and Propeller.