pentozali's definitions

barking dogs

Very sore or tired feet.

I think we oughtta call it a day on this hike, Susan. I've got barking dogs!

by pentozali February 28, 2008

Why is there so much month left at the end of the money?

Catchphrase used when you can't make ends meet, and/or when you're a typical worker who has to wait two full weeks for your paycheck to arrive.

I just got finished paying my friend back for the radio. Now I see two "windows" in my letterbox. Damn, why is there so much month left at the end of the money?

by pentozali July 13, 2007

god box

Pipe organ, especially in a church.

E. Power Biggs was one of the greatest god box players of all time.

by pentozali May 5, 2013

lassi

Delicious drink from India, similar to a milkshake but made with yogurt. Usually served salted or sweet with mango flavor and/or rose water. Personally I enjoy lassi with mango AND rose water flavors. Lassi is great to drink on a hot day and/or when you're eating really spicy foods like lamb vindaloo.

Mmm-mmmmm! This rose water lassi is the shit!

by pentozali July 6, 2009

Daghestan

A part of Russia, located in the Caucasus Mountains north of Azerbaijan, that along with its neighbor Chechnya, has become another hellhole because of al-Qaeda. Daghestan is home to small tribes of people speaking over thirty languages, some Caucasic (e.g. Avar, Lak, Rutul, Bezhta, Dido, Lezgin, Tsakhur etc.), Turkic (e.g. Noghai and Kumyk), Semitic (e.g. Assyrian, Hebrew and Arabic), Indo-European (e.g. Russian, Armenian, Greek etc.), and even Tungusic (e.g. Kalmyk, a close relative to Mongolian).

The Dept. of the State has issued travelers' advisories for people who want to visit Daghestan from Azerbaijan: don't even think about it. The borders are closed!

by pentozali April 14, 2006

SAP

Slow-Ass Person(s). Anyone, not necessarily senior citizen(s), who slow you down on the street, in a public place, or on the bus, train, ferry, or in a car, when you need to get somewhere in a hurry.

Mr. Weinstein, could you please tell Mr. Colavito that I'll be coming to work late? I have a SAP slowing me down on the ferry---if he doesn't move his butt faster, I'll miss the boat!

by pentozali December 11, 2012

Ingushetia

A region in Russia, in the North Caucasus, where most of the people speak Ingush, a language very closely related to Chechen. A stunningly beautiful place known for its unique tall stone towers, basically trapezoidal with beehive shaped roofs similar to those in neighboring Russian and Georgian Ossetia. Unfortunately the area is closed to travelers because of the Russian government's military involvement, a sense of general lawlessness in which everyone is obliged to carry a weapon, and the presence of al-Qaeda-backed terrorists who have duped the populace, in its quest for independence from Russia, into accepting a twisted version of sharia law. All these make Ingushetia, the Northern Territory in Pakistan, North Korea, and Sudan, and Daghestan stand among the world's most dangerous places.

I always feel sad for the people of Ingushetia as they struggle against terrorists and the Russian military forces.

by pentozali January 5, 2011