ouioui

How the French would spell: 1) one of our colloquial words for piss or 2) the act of pissing.
(In mock French accent): Monsieurs et mesdames, I have to go to ze chambre to ouioui!
by pentozali July 06, 2009
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Jehovah's Witness walk

Slow, purposeful type of walk from a person who needs something from you in a hurry, like a work project.
I could tell that Mrs. Perez needs her work scanned in---the paper she's holding and Jehovah's Witness walk tell me that without my asking.
by pentozali December 30, 2009
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goysonous

I don't feel comfortable around goysonous people.
by pentozali October 30, 2014
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Eau du Pied

After a long workout at the gym, your dogs'll be loaded with Eau du Pied.
by pentozali January 11, 2011
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jester's hat

A graphic, e.g. a drawing, of a vagina.
Johnny got into trouble for scribbling a jester's hat in a very expensive schoolbook.
by pentozali December 20, 2009
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anteater

You'll know you're near the toxic waste site when you start to see all the anteater people from the bioremediation company.
by pentozali May 05, 2008
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head cold

Something that always seems to happen mostly around wintertime, especially Hanukkah/Christmas/New Year's just when you've firmed up your plans to see your family and/or friends. Often caused by idiotic, careless people who don't bother to contain their sneezes and coughs in a handkerchief or shake hands with the same hand they've just sneezed and coughed into.while they're hovering around you on the bus and/or train. Usually takes three days to catch after you're exposed, and makes you feel miserable for at least five days, with sneezing, coughing, stuffy and runny nose, sometimes a headache, and weakness. Yukkkk!
I just caught a bad head cold, so I can't visit Grandma for Hanukkah.
by pentozali July 11, 2008
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