pentozali's definitions

Internexium

A mythical substance that you take to relieve the pain of not finding what you're looking for on the Internet.

I've been looking for information on one of the musicians in Dedale on the Internet and I can't find anything. Will someone please give me some Internexium?

by pentozali October 4, 2007

Rootool

A Pokemon I'd like to see: a Grass Type with kangaroo-like features that can form any tool, including a hammer, from its "pouch". Two types of attack it can use are Leaf Blade and Hammer.

That Rootool won't be able to stand up to a Rock Type!

by pentozali January 7, 2007

Jewish penicillin

Chicken soup, owing to its efficacy as a remedy for colds, flu, stomach problems, etc.

Bubbeleh, kim tzu mir*. Grandma's got Jewish penicillin for you! *"Kim tzu mir" is Yiddish for "come to me".

by pentozali January 14, 2006

mouthpiss

The disgusting smell you encounter on the mouthpiece of a woodwind or brass wind instrument if you haven't washed it soon after you've removed it from the instrument. Often accompanied by bits of food and decayed tooth particles that you have to scrape off with your fingers.

Ugghhh, this clarinet reed has mouthpiss on it. It stiiiinnnnkkkksss!

by pentozali October 3, 2010

gof

Good old-fashioned.

Mike just bought a nice gof phone with real bells instead of ringtones.

by pentozali August 17, 2012

core dump

To take a massive shit after being constipated a few days

I took a Dulcolax a few hours ago and just now I did a core dump into the toilet. Man did that feel good!

by pentozali October 20, 2014

TIVI3DA

Pizda in vanity-plate-speak.

Hmmm...I wonder if TIVI3DA could get past the DMV censors?

by pentozali July 17, 2010