LFL

Long @$&*ing (Traffic) Light. The bane of anyone who's in a hurry and is trying to drive or cross the street.

Let's use the Thruway. There are too many LFL's on this street!

by pentozali October 03, 2007

play the sexophone

To engage in cunnilingus; the "sexophone" is the entire vulva, including the Fallopian tubes. When drawn as a diagram, the vulva could have a vaguely saxophonelike shape.

Last night Jennifer sucked my cock and I'd play the sexophone until we both gazzed.

by pentozali November 27, 2010

levorotatory

Tending to lean toward the political left wing, or a person with such a political leaning. From the chemistry term.

That levorotatory might be just the person we need to get this bill passed.

by pentozali February 11, 2010

white clam sauce

Semen

I'm-a shoot my white clam sauce in her Italian pussy!

by pentozali October 12, 2014

fipple

The beaklike part of a non-reed woodwind instrument that you blow into; recorders and some types of vertical flutes have fipples.

The fipple on this recorder is dirty; it has to be cleaned.

by pentozali July 29, 2009

whip

An eighth-note rest in music, because of its shape

Watch out for the syncopated whips at rehearsal letter D!

by pentozali September 26, 2013

clocktail

An alcoholic beverage consumed during one's working hours.

I wanna have a clocktail---hey Joe, let's try that raspberry ale at the pub across the street!

by pentozali April 11, 2012