Definitions by peebee

face dance 

To get the living shit kicked out of your face.

"I'm gonna find the motherfucker who stole my crack and do a face dance on him!"

face dance by PeeBee February 28, 2004

bedspring chorus 

The sounds made by the springs in the bed as you are screwing your girlfriend. Usually heard by people in the room directly below you, as well as people in adjoining rooms.

Hell, if the bed is old enough and you and her are fat enough, the bedspring chorus will be heard half way to the next county.

bedspring chorus by PeeBee February 27, 2004

doing the wild thing 

Fucking your brains out.

Hopefully with a partner. (Not the inflatable kind.)

doing the wild thing by PeeBee February 26, 2004

love sponge 

A squishy absorbant piece of material that is inserted into the hatchet wound before doing the wild thing for the purpose of soaking up man milk thus preventing little rug rats from being born 9 months later.

And afterwards she can use it to do the dishes!

love sponge by PeeBee February 26, 2004

love sponge 

A squishy absorbant piece of material inserted into the hatchet wound before doing the wild thing for the purpose of soaking up man milk and thus perventing little rug rats from being born 9 months later.

And afterwards she can use it to do the dishes!

love sponge by PeeBee February 26, 2004

beaver bark

A vaginal fart. See vart, quif, orqueef. May be accompanied by a fishy stench.

I was muff diving on Stephanie when she let loose with an ear splitting beaver bark.

beaver bark by PeeBee February 23, 2004

hurting unit 

1. Someone's pecker that is sore from over useage or disease.
2. Someome who is so hungover that they can't see straight.
3. A dumbass who can't think their way out of anything.

Man, you are one hurting unit.

hurting unit by PeeBee February 22, 2004