peebee's definitions

love sponge

A squishy absorbant piece of material inserted into the hatchet wound before doing the wild thing for the purpose of soaking up man milk and thus perventing little rug rats from being born 9 months later.

And afterwards she can use it to do the dishes!

by PeeBee February 26, 2004

doing the wild thing

Fucking your brains out.

Hopefully with a partner. (Not the inflatable kind.)

by PeeBee February 26, 2004

blowing chunks

To vomit mass quantities of large solid material. Very unpleasant but could be worse. See example.

Barfly: "I went home totally drunk from the bar last night and started blowing chunks."
Bartender: "That happens when you're shitfaced sometimes."
Barfly: "You don't understand. Chunks is the name of my dog."

by PeeBee February 11, 2004

Squeal like a pig

To take it up the ol' poop chute, literally or figuratively. From the movie "Deliverance" starring Ned Beatty who gets forcibly sodomized by a backwoods redneck pig farmer.

Redneck: "Squeal like a pig, boy!"
Ned Beatty (not knowing what's about to happen): squeal. squeal. squeal.........
SQUEEEEEEEEEEEEAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAALLLL!!!!"

by PeeBee February 10, 2004

hurting unit

1. Someone's pecker that is sore from over useage or disease.
2. Someome who is so hungover that they can't see straight.
3. A dumbass who can't think their way out of anything.

Man, you are one hurting unit.

by PeeBee February 22, 2004

necrophiliac

The desire to crack open a cold one.

Nothing beats a cold one on a hot day.

by PeeBee February 22, 2004

cockus erectus

A woody.

Stroking the cockus erectus will lead to manus milkus.

by PeeBee February 19, 2004