Typical reaction when someone does something to themselves that is completely painful yet insanely cool.
Boggs: My buddy got Converse All Stars shoes tattooed on both his feet.
Goz: What the shit? His whole feet?
Boggs: Fuck yeah! His feet look like two pairs of Chucks.
Goz: Wowch! That is soooo gnarley, no pain no gain!
Goz: What the shit? His whole feet?
Boggs: Fuck yeah! His feet look like two pairs of Chucks.
Goz: Wowch! That is soooo gnarley, no pain no gain!
by PDXJohnny99 May 6, 2013
Get the Wowchmug. A person who is not only a big mouth, but one that can't stop talking about themselves. Every conversation seems to loop back to 'them'.
Jesse: So, this has been the week from hell.
Chad: Fuuuuck... I've been there, I know what you're going through.
Jesse: Uggghh. My wife threatened to divorce me on Tuesday.
Chad: Oh, I went on a date last week... and she would not put out. Fuck that chick!
Jesse: Then my car's transmission went out.
Chad: Fuuuuck. I had a flat last month. Took AAA almost an hour to fix it.
Jesse: And my dog died.
Chad: Fuuuuuuuck. I know man. I had a goldfish die on me when I was ten.
Jessie: Your fucking goldfish?? You... you are a self-centered metamouth!! My God! Why do I come here every week?? You're the worst shrink I ever had.
Chad: Fuuuuck... I've been there, I know what you're going through.
Jesse: Uggghh. My wife threatened to divorce me on Tuesday.
Chad: Oh, I went on a date last week... and she would not put out. Fuck that chick!
Jesse: Then my car's transmission went out.
Chad: Fuuuuck. I had a flat last month. Took AAA almost an hour to fix it.
Jesse: And my dog died.
Chad: Fuuuuuuuck. I know man. I had a goldfish die on me when I was ten.
Jessie: Your fucking goldfish?? You... you are a self-centered metamouth!! My God! Why do I come here every week?? You're the worst shrink I ever had.
by PDXJohnny99 April 22, 2013
Get the metamouthmug. Zomsemble is derived from...
1. Rob Zombie: filmmaker.
2. Ensemble: a group of actors a director picks for his/her film.
This term not only defines single project ensembles, it embodies ensembles of Rob Zombie's entire body of work as well.
Rob Zombie has an extremely keen casting ability for amazing, talented, and underrated actors in all of his films. Here are a few: Sid Haig, Bill Moseley, Malcolm McDowell, Sheri Moon Zombie, Danny Trejo, Ken Foree, Dee Wallace, Karen Black, William Forsythe, Brad Dourif, and many others.
1. Rob Zombie: filmmaker.
2. Ensemble: a group of actors a director picks for his/her film.
This term not only defines single project ensembles, it embodies ensembles of Rob Zombie's entire body of work as well.
Rob Zombie has an extremely keen casting ability for amazing, talented, and underrated actors in all of his films. Here are a few: Sid Haig, Bill Moseley, Malcolm McDowell, Sheri Moon Zombie, Danny Trejo, Ken Foree, Dee Wallace, Karen Black, William Forsythe, Brad Dourif, and many others.
Moe: Mr. Zombie has some of the best actors ever in his movies. His casting is... mind-blowing!
Waggs: Fuck yeah! The Zomsemble is completely killer.
Moe: I love his movies too.
Waggs: Oh... right. His movies are killer, too.
Waggs: Fuck yeah! The Zomsemble is completely killer.
Moe: I love his movies too.
Waggs: Oh... right. His movies are killer, too.
by PDXJohnny99 May 5, 2013
Get the Zomsemblemug. Manny: Oh, shit dawg, that motherfucker was talkin' shit.
Korter: Fuck that!
Manny: There he is!
Korter approaches the person in question.
Korter: You wanna get crazy? I'll plug your rim, bitch!
Korter: Fuck that!
Manny: There he is!
Korter approaches the person in question.
Korter: You wanna get crazy? I'll plug your rim, bitch!
by PDXJohnny99 April 13, 2013
Get the Plug Your Rimmug. Melanie: I hate this job. I hate everyone I work with. They're all backstabbin' cocksuckers. I hate my salary. I can't afford to feed my fish. It's your fault, you dick!
Melanie's boss: You tell me that every time I breathe air.
Zoe: Gosh, I'm sick of this new server here at work.
Waggs: It crashes every time I breathe air. No worries.
Melanie: I hate being sober. I hate getting high all day. I hate you, dick. You raped my dreams and let them die, you fucker. I could have been a dancer, cocksucker.
Melanie's son: Yeah, I know, mom. You tell me every time I breathe air.
Waggs: Dang, how many times are they going to show Empire Strikes Back?
Zoe: Its Spike TV. They show it every time I breathe air. Heck, let's watch it again. No worries.
Melanie: Fuuuuuuuuuck. I hate my spending problem. I hate that I have no money to spend. I hate all this stupid shit I bought. I hate this clutter. I hate being called a fucking horder all the time. I fucking hate you, bitch. Why didn't you get me that abortion?
Melanie's mom: Trust me I would have gotten my abortion if I had the money.
Melanie: Wait... what?? YOUR abortion.
Melanie's mom: Oh dear. Did I say that out loud?
Melanie's boss: You tell me that every time I breathe air.
Zoe: Gosh, I'm sick of this new server here at work.
Waggs: It crashes every time I breathe air. No worries.
Melanie: I hate being sober. I hate getting high all day. I hate you, dick. You raped my dreams and let them die, you fucker. I could have been a dancer, cocksucker.
Melanie's son: Yeah, I know, mom. You tell me every time I breathe air.
Waggs: Dang, how many times are they going to show Empire Strikes Back?
Zoe: Its Spike TV. They show it every time I breathe air. Heck, let's watch it again. No worries.
Melanie: Fuuuuuuuuuck. I hate my spending problem. I hate that I have no money to spend. I hate all this stupid shit I bought. I hate this clutter. I hate being called a fucking horder all the time. I fucking hate you, bitch. Why didn't you get me that abortion?
Melanie's mom: Trust me I would have gotten my abortion if I had the money.
Melanie: Wait... what?? YOUR abortion.
Melanie's mom: Oh dear. Did I say that out loud?
by PDXJohnny99 May 22, 2013
Get the Every Time I Breathe Airmug. A threat that's explains itself.
Big Brother: I'm gonna eat your cookies, sis. That okay?
Sister: You do and...I'll fucking eat your fucking eyeballs, fucker!
Big Brother: crunch crunch
Sister: If you fucking eat one fucking more I'll castrate your fucking dog with my teeth!
Big Brother: crunch crunch crunch crunch crunch crunch
Sister: I'll fucking MURDER YOU TO DEATH!! FUCKER!!
Big Brother: crunch. crunch crunch crunch crunch. crunch crunch
Sister: You do and...I'll fucking eat your fucking eyeballs, fucker!
Big Brother: crunch crunch
Sister: If you fucking eat one fucking more I'll castrate your fucking dog with my teeth!
Big Brother: crunch crunch crunch crunch crunch crunch
Sister: I'll fucking MURDER YOU TO DEATH!! FUCKER!!
Big Brother: crunch. crunch crunch crunch crunch. crunch crunch
by PDXJohnny99 April 16, 2013
Get the Murder you to Deathmug. 1. When someone is masturbating and either an awful sound, smell, thought or sight suddenly disturbs the person, thus ending the masturbation process abruptly.
2. Whenever a masturbating session is disturbed.
2. Whenever a masturbating session is disturbed.
A. Ray was masturbating when he unexpectedly thought about his neighbor's grandmother and completely lost his hard-on. It was masturbing.
B. Ray was masturbating in his car and, unexpectedly, his neighbor caught him. It was too masturbing for Ray to go on.
C. Ray was masturbating on the toilet when he unexpectedly heard his neighbor screaming in his sleep from night terrors. Ray was somewhat masturbed by this.
D. Ray was masturbating to online porn when, unexpectedly, he discovered his neighbor was watching him from the living room window again. Very masturbing.
B. Ray was masturbating in his car and, unexpectedly, his neighbor caught him. It was too masturbing for Ray to go on.
C. Ray was masturbating on the toilet when he unexpectedly heard his neighbor screaming in his sleep from night terrors. Ray was somewhat masturbed by this.
D. Ray was masturbating to online porn when, unexpectedly, he discovered his neighbor was watching him from the living room window again. Very masturbing.
by PDXJohnny99 April 18, 2013
Get the masturbingmug.