paul's definitions

smurf fucker

one who fucks smurfs

I fuck smerfs, therefore I am a smurf fucker.

by Paul March 10, 2003

old man smell

A smell that often wafts off of old men. It is a medly of Old Spice Aftershave, Brylcreem Hair Slyling Gel and Ben Gay.

The funny thing is that, minus the Ben Gay smell, This was probably a hip and manly smell for the average 20 something guy back in the 50's

Was grandpa just here? I detect some Old man Smell.

by Paul June 25, 2005

bleep

A wierd puppet that lives on the moon with booster

high its bleep and booster

by paul January 13, 2004

gut

the large thing that sticks out of a man's blue wife bashing singlet

dave ! . . . . did you just swallow a sheep ?

by paul March 11, 2004

mass debate

lot's of people discussing an issue.

Most people learn to mass debate at school

by paul February 8, 2005

Blind Wardrobe

when getting a blowjob a guy punches a girl in the face and jizzes in her eyes. then he takes her clothes and throwes them out the window.

i heard chip gave derek a blind wardrobe.

by paul February 16, 2003

abbotsford ignorant

gays in vancouver use this term to describe the ignorance that abbotsford seems to reek of. abbotsford being a town full of bible thumpers, they are often s hocked and angered by the big city world.

'wow that guy over there's gotta be abbotsford ignorant'

by paul April 16, 2005