paul's definitions

weyup

reaction upon seeing a desirable female

weyup look at the hooters on that!

by paul April 7, 2005

crank hair

Pubic hair that is located on the shaft of the penis.

Dude, I got my crank hair stuck in my zipper.

by Paul June 20, 2006

EMS

Emergency Medical Service

1. EMT's are a vital part of the EMS structure.

by Paul April 9, 2006

mad cheddar

loadsa money

Since i started dealing crack on the East Side, I'm in mad cheddar, man!

by Paul October 21, 2003

history

A tale made up to explain to the wife why you came home drunk

You won't believe what happend to me on the way home dear........

by Paul December 25, 2003

Simoned

to get totally plasteredor drunk but not paraletic

i got really simoned last night i cant remember it at all!

by Paul February 8, 2004

spacktard

A spastic retard

Sean is a spacktard.

by Paul January 22, 2004