paul's definitions

Moron

Another word for George W Bush. Someone who lacks one shred of intellectual curiosity. Someone who uses the word 'misunderestimated'

Bush took first place at the world moron championships this year.

by Paul August 22, 2003

North Canton

A Great Place to Live and Raise a Family. Or so thats what they say. I say, A Great Place to Get in a Wreck Trying to Get Out of the Post Office. North Canton is a town straight out of the 50's, primarily because it hasn't changed since the 50's, except for that it has approxiamately 4329850275827 more stoplights. Residents of Greentown think they live here, but they don't.

Greentown resident: "I live in North Canton!"
North Canton resident: "No you don't. I do. You live with cows. I have a family and we have 2.4 children and 1.8 cars, one of which was hit when I pulled out of the post office."

by Paul June 19, 2004

Egg Beater

A person who excessively masterbates.

Shannon is such an Egg Beater. He spanks his monkey everyday in drew hall watching Tip Drill.

by paul March 14, 2004

monkey woman

A high school teacher who looks frightengly just like a monkey. She has a lazy eye and has many posters of monkeys spread around her classroom.

Dude don't let monkey woman see you cheating.

by Paul March 22, 2005

res rockets

Cigarettes from an Indian Reservation.

These cigarettes are made from tobacco grown by Native Americans / First Nations and sold in bags of 200 for well below the price of commercial brands.

Also spelled "rez rockets".

Screw paying $45 a carton for smokes, I'm gonna buy a bag of Res Rockets for $20.

by Paul June 12, 2005

democracy

Apolitical system that only rich people can afford

IBM is very democratic

by Paul December 25, 2003

true champion

he who is the true champion... only the true champion knows who is the true champion. Only candidates for true championship may compete for the true championship..

i.e. You are not the true champion because if you were you would not be looking up the definition.

Ian is not the true champion. Neither is Tim....

by Paul December 30, 2004