captain planet

Receiving fellatio or head while eating a hot pocket, usually a hot pocket with cheese in it.
yeah that hoe gave me a captain planet last Sat.
by Paul February 16, 2005
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barf

I'll have 3 big macs washed down with a 6 pack of jim beam . . . . I'll go for a jog then come back and vomit all over grant and the head while they copulate . . . actually forget the jog . . . just the site of . . . .
by paul August 04, 2004
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dahk ssal

Korean saying of acting so gross in a couple relationship that causes anybody within proximity to have goosebumps.
me to my gf: Hey baby (in a babyish voice) i missy wissy you so much honey bunny!.

everyone else: That's mad dahk ssal.
by paul March 22, 2005
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biffable

A person who emanates so much sexuality that you could shag them on the spot if you were allowed to.
"That woman we saw the other day was highly biffable"
by Paul October 18, 2004
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cheese weasel

a low individual. Someone who lacks responsibility and accountability. One who leaves work to others.
" John always put's through a project right before lunch. So I end up having to do 75% of that cheese-weasel's work for him."
by paul January 19, 2004
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kao

n. The Godfather. One who sleeps with many many many many MANY girls for sport and his own entertainment. Has never seen Finding Nemo, yet has.....
Dude... that Kao's with ANOTHER chick...
by Paul March 31, 2005
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guccidon

Any person that possesses two main qualities: (1) complete ignorance for the existence of any other life forms within its area and (2) extreme stinkiness. A guccidon will "sing" along obnoxiously with previously enjoyable songs, keep all clothes in the shopping bags of the stores they came from even after wearing them numerous times, and speak on the phone using ridiculously loud volumes in extremely annoying languages incredibly early in the morning. He will also spray air freshener before, during, and after using the lavatory as he flushes the toilet a copious amount of times for one visit. These activities are only a sampling of the cornucopia of repulsive activities that can be attributed to the culturally inept guccidon. Do not attempt to remedy a guccidon's many shortcomings, as the total obliviousness to its affect on its surroundings will prevent any progress whatsoever.
(1) The guccidon talked on the phone today and said that at the end of the day the man has the power in the house and the reason the U.S. has such a high divorce rate is because women have too much say. (2) I had a dream I killed the guccidon last night. (3) The guccidon is out "handlin his thang thang" or "lunchin like a munchin". (4) Often goes by initials that don't appear anywhere in his true name.
by Paul February 27, 2004
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