paul's definitions

deef head

when only your head is a deef

god you are such a deef head

by paul April 1, 2005

jail meat

a flimbsy male, generally in a federal prison who regurally has his anus intruded upon, thus his ass hole being extremely loose, constantly shitting, and, his rectum always pulsates.

that jail meat is mine in a half-our after jerome gets done with him

by paul December 3, 2003

mug chugging

when you really hate someone's fucking guts so bad that you offer to make them a cup of coffee and before you pour you rub your dirty sweaty cheesy balls all over the rim of the cup

hmmm . . . great cup of coffee you made there grant . . . but was the milk off cause I have a cup full of cheese !

by paul April 22, 2004

Kemikal

To do something profoundly amazing, to be the greatest in your particular area.

To pull a Kemikal is like winning the lottery whilst sleeping with 3 women and killing your arch enemy at the same time.

by Paul October 12, 2003

Click Spender

An online shopper. Taken from "Big Spender".

My mom is a major Click Spender.

by Paul August 23, 2004

Biffo

Lad from Edinburgh now living in Fife who likes to rub his Cock against guys.

He's a weird cunt that Biffo he just rubber his cock against me

by paul January 11, 2004

Killahbeez

when something or someone is good | hot | awesome.

maaaan, that chick is killahbeez!

oh yes, that shit was killahbeez dude.

by Paul February 3, 2005