blessfuck

To have sex in a place where you've not had it before.

Came about from watching a trashy house renovation programme.

'Wow, this house is so cool now! Lets blessfuck every room in it before the kids get home!'

by Paul March 17, 2005

Broadband Engine

The Broadband Engine is the Cell based CPU that is going to be used in the upcoming Playstation 3 game console.

Playstation 2 has Emotion Engine
Playstation 3 will have Broadband Engine

by Paul December 14, 2003

Bagel Racing

Drunken party game where 2 or more males stand in a circle around a bagel and proceed to jack off onto the bagel. The male who ejaculates last must eat the cum covered bagel

Peter: I am drunk and horny and there is no one at this lame party but a bunch of dudes. What can we possibly do for fun.

Steve: I know, lets bagel race!

Peter: Ok!

by Paul September 08, 2004

Metro Sexual

A Metro Sexual is a man who is not homosexual but is feminine and is open minded about having bisexual tendancies.

He leads a metro sexual lifestyle.

by Paul February 04, 2004

captain planet

Receiving fellatio or head while eating a hot pocket, usually a hot pocket with cheese in it.

yeah that hoe gave me a captain planet last Sat.

by Paul February 16, 2005

barf

spew / vomit / technicolour yawn / ralph

I'll have 3 big macs washed down with a 6 pack of jim beam . . . . I'll go for a jog then come back and vomit all over grant and the head while they copulate . . . actually forget the jog . . . just the site of . . . .

by paul August 04, 2004

dahk ssal

Korean saying of acting so gross in a couple relationship that causes anybody within proximity to have goosebumps.

me to my gf: Hey baby (in a babyish voice) i missy wissy you so much honey bunny!.

everyone else: That's mad dahk ssal.

by paul March 22, 2005