paul's definitions

girk

any violent woman who attacks the genitalia of unsuspecting men in order to amuse themselves or others

1st guy: Dude, Jorese jus nailed me in the nuts!

2nd guy: what a freekin girk!

by Paul July 28, 2004

sprawl

what old people do when one kicks away their walking sticks

Look at that old person sprawlled all over the pavement

by paul December 26, 2003

big dave

The bloke from the pot noodle advert

Want some pot noodle big dave?

by Paul May 13, 2005

snow white

cocaine, a popular drug

"my girl is snow white
in the form of a rock"

by paul April 4, 2005

baboon ass

Sonbodys face because they are ugly.

What are you gonna do for a face when that baboon wants his ass back?

by Paul April 9, 2004

SCOUSER

Person from Liverpool. Scousers are generally welcoming, fun loving, hardworking and a talented breed of people. Over the years there has been a wealth of talent come out of Liverpool and that flame still burns bright today. Let me also mention that Liverpool will now be the Capital of Culture 2008, and with the funding from Europe, it can only make Liverpool even better. As for the people who like to use old boring stereotypes made popular in the 1980's, I really would like you to come and see for yourself. Either that or check the crime and unemployment stats, Liverpool has higher EMPLOYMENT rates and LOWER crime rates than the likes of Manchester and areas of London.

"Today I met a Scouser, it changed my mind about the stupid stereotyping by idiot comedians such as Bernard Manning"

by Paul April 4, 2005

mass debater

one who indulges in mass debating

Tony Blair is an expert mass debater

by paul February 8, 2005