4 definitions by pattyf

distrext

A text message sent in a time of distress

Hey guys I gotta run, I just got a distrext from my girl.

by pattyf January 15, 2011

speedbagged

The acted of getting kicked/punched in the nuts in a manner that leaves you feeling like someone is using your nuts as a speedbag.

Damn, I just got speedbagged while wrestling with the kids!

by pattyf May 21, 2010

outerwebs

The outerwebs is what trasmits your information from your interwebs to The Cloud.

Patrick: "I just sent you an email"

David: "I didn't get it yet"

Patrick: "Maybe it's still in the cloud"

David: "Either that or it is coming through the outerwebs still"

Patrick: "Either way, your getting speedbagged"

by pattyf July 18, 2011

Devaughan

Is a sexy and smart black guy

dang look at that black guy studying he must be a Devaughan

by pattyf November 11, 2013