patcat's definitions

tactical spatula

A spatula that has a barbed edge and a very sharp top. It makes for a great melee weapon and a badass patty flipper.

Don't underestimate the power of the mighty tactical spatula.

by patcat November 11, 2019

black smile

a sarcastic pokerface-like smile you give someone seconds before you slit their throats, usually given when maddened to the point of insanity.

he gave her the black smile after she accidentally got his account banned.

by patcat November 5, 2019

boooze

when you boo at something or someone while asking for more booze, usually found at intense sporting events of baseball or basketball

he booozed when the lakers didnt score, but jake had brought a stack of heineken.

by patcat November 5, 2019

rope

A long object that can stop you from falling if you grab it with your hand saving your life.
It can also stop you from falling if you grab it with you neck ending your life.

I use ropes while i climb so i don't fall. My friend used it in his basement for some reason tho...

by patcat December 10, 2019

kriss vector

a USA SMG that has a extremely fast rate of fire (1200 RPM) and good recoil. it chambers 9x19mm, .40 S&W and .45 ACP rounds.

before they could raise their guns, the kriss vector has already killed them.

by patcat November 5, 2019

Tom Cat

the legendary grey cat from tom and jerry that appears in a new meme template every month.

Tom Cat is my favorite cat as he stars in sooooo many memes

by patcat November 11, 2019

cat

a cute furry creature that can feel you with love as well as 2 inch scars

i love my cat, i don't know if he loves me back but i don't care.

by patcat November 11, 2019