Tom Cat

the legendary grey cat from tom and jerry that appears in a new meme template every month.

Tom Cat is my favorite cat as he stars in sooooo many memes

by patcat November 11, 2019

what

a indication that someone is not listening and should be head-bashed with a shovel and then yelled at by a loudspeaker

what??????????????? oh ok

by patcat November 05, 2019

13 AM

a justification of why you are not at work past noon

dude its like 13 AM, i'm still in bed. I'm supposed to be at work at 1 PM, and it's still AM for gods sake.

by patcat November 11, 2019

handgun

to point at a person with your thumb and pointer in a tilted L shape or a 'gun' shape. it is done to signal 'yes', 'gotcha', or 'you know it'

i handguned my friend when he asked if i was going to have a party.

by patcat January 13, 2019

tactical spatula

A spatula that has a barbed edge and a very sharp top. It makes for a great melee weapon and a badass patty flipper.

Don't underestimate the power of the mighty tactical spatula.

by patcat November 11, 2019

neymaring

faking an injury. usually done in sports.

Our them told the opposing team player to stop neymaring.

by patcat January 13, 2019

black smile

a sarcastic pokerface-like smile you give someone seconds before you slit their throats, usually given when maddened to the point of insanity.

he gave her the black smile after she accidentally got his account banned.

by patcat November 05, 2019