papawood's definitions

seaman

one who serves in the navy

Don't have sex with those seamen, you know they go from port to port.

by Papawood December 8, 2003

beating chicken heart

This is like the Gonzo and Fruitbowl
Step1) grab your scrotum,but be careful to allow your testicles to still hang freely to the ground.
Step2) ask someone if they want to see a beating chicken heart
Step3) when you have a victim willing to see, show him your sack while squeezing your scrotum in a pulsating rhythm to make it appear to be beating

no need for an example....

by Papawood December 8, 2003

athledick

A medical term similar to shrinkage. Athledick is when a penis becomes much smaller than normal due to athletic performace like it does when it is in cold water with shrinkage.

I hope those girls on the sideline weren't checkin' out my package during the game. I mean I had one serious case of athledick.

by Papawood December 9, 2003

free shaft

Having sexual intercourse without a condom. see also raw.

I was free shafting up in that shorty.

by Papawood December 8, 2003

gonzo

The act of raising ones testicles slightly up above the shaft of their penis, thus making your member resemble gonzo, the lovable muppet.

When presented with the fruitbowl by his naked friend in the locker room, Adam P. retorted by showing his hetro friend with the gonzo

by Papawood December 8, 2003