11 definitions by papa smurf
The person who will someday become the President of the Divided States of Embarrassment (Fortunately, still the United States of America thanks to Bush, the man who deserved to win). The "man" who will either destroy the Nation in the future, or become the President of France.
by papa smurf May 11, 2005
The arrogant, fatass, liberal son of a bitch who is a senator of Massachusetts. His sidekick is John Kerry. This formerly-drunken left-wing bastard is ready to and always criticizes the Republican Party and President Bush for every decision and move that they make, along with fellow liberal cronies Barbara Boxer, Diane Feinstien, John Kerry, and Nancy Pelosi.
by papa smurf July 9, 2005
What happens to every person on this site that posts something stupid and hateful against Republicans, Christians, Americans, the British, rock music, and George W. Bush. G** Dammit we're tired of this bullshit.
Just keep saying something about my Republican comrades, and you'll get your mother fuckin cranium cracked!!!
by papa smurf December 2, 2004
Dave's Insanity sauce creates incredibly painful, but erotic experience for both (or all) people involved.
by papa smurf January 12, 2004
by papa smurf July 9, 2005
I got blown last night
by papa smurf February 4, 2003
I told those loud-mouthin fat-ass black chicks to have a nice cup of shut the fuck up. I was surprised when they actually tried to.
by papa smurf December 2, 2004