Short for field hockey, it describes a girl who embodies the essence of the sport. Picture someone who's as plain as a picnic blanket: insipid, lifeless, and vanilla ice cream if it had legs. They're likely to be part of a disturbingly homogenous friend group where every member is uncannily identical. Tell them a joke, and you might as well be speaking in fucking Morse code; it flies right over their head, leaving you questioning the reality of your social skills. Though mostly harmless, prolonged exposure to a fhock may lead to psychotic contemplation of simulation theory, as you wonder if their predictability is part of some cosmic glitch in the matrix. The term can be used as a noun or adjective, maybe even a verb under certain skies.
by palabraplug August 15, 2024
An individual who dedicates exorbitant amounts of time to the Internet, consequently inundating their speech and behavior with an excessive array of Internet trends, slang, and nuanced humor, to an unhealthy degree.
When she told me didn't wanna invite me to her "rizz party", because I'm a "D1 Crashout", I knew she was a fucking nethead.
by palabraplug March 29, 2024