5 definitions by paddy farrell

dog in a bath

the act of squeezing ones cock and balls into the recipients 'rusty bullethole'. it is as hard as trying to keep a dog in a bath.

"that bird last night was filthy as fuck, i gave her the dog in a bath.

by paddy farrell September 26, 2004

pong pipe

the shitter, the marmite mine.

"i gave julie one up the pong pipe last night,dry. it was sweeeeet"

by paddy farrell September 26, 2004

gerry helmet

the gland on the tip of ones penis. named due to its uncanny resemblence to german soldiers helmets during the first and second world wars. can give great pleasure when rubbed.

have you seen the state of craig smiths cheesy gerry helmet??? he should see a docter about that shit!

by paddy farrell September 26, 2004

spunk bowser

refering to females who sleep with numerous different partners in close proximety of one another using no contraception. you know who you are.

joe: hey andy, did you sleep with that spunk bowser linzi last night?
andy: yeah.

by paddy farrell September 26, 2004

fighter pilots thumbs

the hardening of the female nipple when subjected to cold weather, resulting in her studs resembling fighter pilot thumbs

'shes got nips like fighter pilots thumbs ya cunt'

by paddy farrell September 26, 2004