Ride The Mate

When you are fucking your mate in an intimate position.

Tonight, I'm going to ride the mate. You?

by pablowisdom August 16, 2016

doing a download

Taking a shit

He has been in the bathroom a long time. He must be doing a download

by pablowisdom December 25, 2016

Professional Napper

When you are very skilled at the art of napping that you can fall asleep any time of the day or night.

Did you see him?? He can fall asleep any time!! Definitely a professional napper.

by pablowisdom September 11, 2016

pussy playing

What you do if you are having sex

I was pussy playing with my wife last night.

by pablowisdom December 12, 2016

Sexual Simulation

What you do with your partner but you keep your undies on. You both however still may "finish" the deed. If so, you will have wet undies.

Tonight, my girlfried and I are gonna have a sexual simulation so we can see how it is for when we get married.

by pablowisdom August 19, 2016

Humping the Bed

What you do to pleasure yourself in a sexual way since you can't have a real mate.

I don't have a girlfriend to go with tonight so I'll be humping the bed to get my sexual satisfaction..

by pablowisdom August 19, 2016

Beat em and eat em

What you do during oral sex

Those two are going to beat em and eat em

by pablowisdom January 06, 2017