pAco's definitions

cheetos

Dangerously cheesy urban/ehtnic snack.

Fo' shizzle my nizzle, hook a brother up with some mo' Cheetos.

by Paco March 4, 2003

road soda

Any alcoholic beverage consumed inside a moving automobile, but the term is used almost exclusively for beer (or perhaps malt liquor). The beverage is consumed by driver, passenger, or both. This activity is illegal in many states due to open container laws, but is still widely practiced and enjoyed!

"Since your sorry ass is two hours late, we won't have time to tailgate before the concert. Let's pick up some road sodas at the next liquor store."

by Paco July 15, 2008

moohoohoo

a swimsuit that doesnt fit, a pacific-islander alcoholic beverage, what your dad says to your mom when they drink too much tequila, stuff in your mother pants.

OMG THERES MOOHOOHOO ON YOUR FACE! i totally moohoohooed in your moms moohoohoo last night.

by Paco April 22, 2005

33

Rolling Rock beer. The labels for Rolling Rock, brewed in Latrobe PA, all have a mysterious "33" printed on them. Two of the many theories are that it either stands for 1933 (the year Prohibition was repealed), or that it is there because there are 33 words in their slogan:
"From the glass lined tanks of Old Latrobe we tender this premium beer
for your enjoyment, as a tribute to your good taste. It comes from the mountain srings to you."
Whatever it means, it's a tasty beer!
33

Ray: What kind of beer did you pick up for the party?
Will: 33
Ray: I'll be there.

by Paco February 26, 2005

inadvertant snitching

snitching doing something indirectly that will result in your arrest

stealing a car with a tail-light out, or a bumper sticher that says "I LUV DRUGS"

by pAco April 15, 2004

bitz

This is another way of saying bitch when it isn't intended to be quite as offensive. Bitz is said in reference to someone in either a joking manner or when one is afraid to actually say bitch. You are less likely to offend or piss off someone this way.

Your girlfriend forgot to give me a ride home from work. Dumb bitz.

by Paco August 30, 2005

high and dry

1. Left helpless in a situation because you aren't given something you need or were promised (a ride, a delivery, sex, moral support, help in a fight, toilet paper....)

2. To be under the influence of marijuana, but not alcohol.

Well, everyone's downstairs drinking, but if you just wanna smoke you can go out on the porch. I think there's a couple guys who are high and dry out there.

by Paco March 18, 2005